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Today, I realized that my wife is such a bitch normally, she's actually nicer when she is on her period. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
unappreciated husband
Pullman, United States
PMS
Today, my wife got her period. Every single time, she ends up asking me to go buy her some Midol after a few days of trying to tough it out, so I decided to buy her some ahead of time. She reacted by yelling at me for treating her like a child and implying that she couldn't go buy it herself. FML
Ka…
Glide, United States
Time
Today, after spending two days spiraling out of control with my thoughts and online searches over my husband not being attracted to me, and our marriage being over, I realized it was just the week before my period insanity. I get to know I'm gonna bleed when the intrusive thoughts start to win. Being a woman is so fun. FML
Anonymous
Brockton, United States
Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about being super heroes. He said I could be "The Period" because I'm a bitch. FML
thedeerman
United States
Today, I found out my wife and three daughters all have their period on seperate weeks. I now have no break from yelling. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Today, my girlfriend tried to justify having a one night stand with some other guy, with the words, "I'm on my period, okay?!" She acted like I was crazy when I asked how the fuck that made any sense. FML
stoggie96
Wooster, United States
Today, I realized that both my husband and son refer to me as "the bitch." FML
Anonymous
Is it not your baby as well?
Today, I'm starting to realize my wife's baby loves me more than my wife. FML
Anonymous
Dallas, United States
No time for tears
Today, my wife caught me crying over her miscarriage and she started yelling and screaming at me to "man up" because she should be the sad one, not me. FML
what's a rimjob between friends?
Boston, United States
Today, at Walmart, a woman kept screaming at her husband for the most ridiculous reasons. My friend snickered that she must be on her period, prompting her to whirl around, storm over, and slap the hell out of me, thinking I was the one who said it. FML
Anonymous
Freaked out
Today, I came home in an awful mood, and grumbled to my wife that sometimes I want to strangle my boss. My wife regularly screams up and down the house over the most minor shit, but apparently this upset her so much that she took the kids to her mom's, and is demanding I get anger management. FML
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Big_Red_138 3
Well that puts an interesting twist on things...maybe she bleeds out some of the 'bitch cells'.
DjeePee 25
Hmm, yeah, your life sucks. But you are the one who decided to marry her, so, if her character always was like this, than you also deserve it. If she has changed through time, well, maybe it's time to save your marriage. Go talk to your wife, there might be a reason why she is acting like a bitch. If comunicating doesn't work, you could think about a divorce. Things aren't going well if you call your own wife a bitch, even if she acts like one.
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Comments (173)
Big_Red_138 3
Well that puts an interesting twist on things...maybe she bleeds out some of the 'bitch cells'.
ImTotallyAsian 0
Lol
mandaboo 8
Ahaha :)
coolp3rson 0
today, wife realized I had called her a bitch on FML. She wasnt on her period. FML
sk8rchick97 0
WIN
LolMoqz 10
Maybe she's nicer because she's happy she isn't pregnant.
nahgemoohc 17
hang in there!!only about 60+ years to go!!
scrapmetal58 9
"What a twist!"
bosca09 4
lol maybe she used to be a guy so her fake period makes her not moody
Iamnotmyself 17
Don't ask for sex so much ?
Edwinadii 4
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Well grow a pair and calm her ass down..
jtcballoon 0
calm your **** down
12dcevin 5
pretty sure I just saw that girl on google
Gen2105 0
that girl's boobs are fake an disgusting.
LordGoober 13
67- read his profile, explains it all, he was on google, fell in love with her and set her as his picture, and probably named her Palmeshia
weewee1 0
no he fell in love with her ****...
Jacobt24 19
I think I just did too
Edwinadii 4
Exactly
Edwinadii 4
But I didnt find her on Google....it was Playboy xD
Edwinadii 4
Thumbs this down if your gay And up for booobies
Blazingcrono 6
I prefer to thumb you down for retardedness.
Iamnotmyself 17
-135 I'm bi what do I do?
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
You gross li'l piggy! haha lmfao
Edwinadii 4
13 I see there alot of gays here
DjeePee 25
Hmm, yeah, your life sucks. But you are the one who decided to marry her, so, if her character always was like this, than you also deserve it. If she has changed through time, well, maybe it's time to save your marriage. Go talk to your wife, there might be a reason why she is acting like a bitch. If comunicating doesn't work, you could think about a divorce. Things aren't going well if you call your own wife a bitch, even if she acts like one.
Fou_fml 0
I Hate when people try to make so much of a fml. it's just a littlle story to make people smile, he didn't come on here for advice.
DjeePee 25
But I still give it. If you put a story on the internet where you call your own wife a bitch, than there's something wrong. Besides, FML would be pretty boring if the only comments existed out 'lol', 'you should dump her' or 'funny story, bro'. Some people like to be serious, and we are allowed to do so.
alvarny 17
maybe he proposed during her period.
the_ace1337 0
This is good advice. And BTW I like your gas mask hahaha.
cetlawizard 15
please learn to use then & than correctly when posting replies/advice....ie: I went to the store THEN something happened. My life is different THAN yours. NOT "If something is wrong THAN you need to talk to her". I know they sound alike but they're not interchangeable in English grammar. lol
hellbilly205 17
redicoulas grammer nazi^^
AmberBri 8
You forgot to capital the 'L' after the period -- and many other things. People really do dislike grammar snobs.
swasticop 0
50- You did not capitalize the "p" in "please", and you did not put a comma after "alike" in your sentence. If you are going to correct someone's grammar, try practicing grammar for your own good. I was too occupied actually READING the comment to notice any grammatical errors.
lassetob 0
lolumadbro? cuz if ur not, u wil b cuz uv tis
swasticop 0
86 - No, I am not mad, but I am sure you choked on an ugly stick.
OhWowThatSucks4U 2
You spelled rediculous incorrectly.
writergirl23 19
Who cares. I think the people above have demonstrated that they don't care. So why aggravate the situation?
chocomilk82 0
a woman nicer on her period? is that even possible?!
mooocow1 5
yes of corce it is people are all diferent eaven on this
a_nutritionist 10
oh please tell me english is your 3rd language...
paintingxflowers 8
more like 5th language...
leprechaun23 15
maybe she likes bleeding out her ******
ERICA833 0
well I'm exactly the same on my period but definitely not nicer!
CryMoreFMLs 15
Then that's definately NOT the same.... On a side note... my picture is my face when I stare at your picture. Mehehehe.....
MaryJane232323 9
..I'm way nicer.. and for some reason I start cleaning the house and help people..ew..
MaryJane232323 9
..I'm way nicer.. and for some reason I start cleaning the house and help people..ew..
NFL333 0
note stay away from girls that are mean and nice 3 days out of the month. And no white close
starlover77 0
it's 7 days...?? haha...
jojohobo 0
accually it's 3-7 days genious
swift1fan4ever 0
fail..
Feklfekl2222 32
I think I'm nicer in my because I get my cramps before hand so I am able to relax during it.
jingoes 3
ya one of my teammates is like that. she literally is only nice to me/gets along with me when she's on her period
heartbrakej 0
Maybe you're the bitch?
jglenn88 0
good point! it's just her bitchy reaction back dude.
chrisauh 4
5, EXACTLY what I expected a idiot to say, to blame the OP.
junz_fml 0
Wow, that's weird. Take advantage of it?
sovietkiwi 0
if she's bleeding he can't get laid sir
TalkinSmack 6
atleast u get a week of niceness
jayAZ 3
Hahahaha, greatest comment!
ambowew 7
She's not a bitch, you're HER bitch.
NightTenshi 0
I like your comment
chrstygrl06 10
I've never even met a woman in real life that is actually bitchy during their period. I'm starting to wonder if it's something Hollywood dramatizes.
knocking 0
You can come visit me if you'd like. Unfortunately my period just ended a few days ago. I most certainly turn into a chocolate devouring bitch.
horneyhic 15
I have altho the things she bitched about were so outta left field it was more funny then annoying
a_nutritionist 10
it isnt.
TraceCase_ 19
Makes sense to me. Every woman is different and being on your period is annoying but the worst of it is during PMS which does stand for PRE menstrual syndrome.
stephy2lee 2
I usually get kinda whiny. very rarely do I get mad but If i do I usually apologize to my bf cuz I notice I'm being lame haha
hayleyydean 0
is it not understandable to be a little cranky when your in constant pain and can't do anything fun for a week AND everyone with a penis is looking to call you a bitch and give you a hard time?? your super emotional and can't control it, just like men can't control the pain they feel when they get kicked in the balls.
hurleycat 6
I am the biggest bitch in the world when I'm on my period. my family literally just buys me chocolate and leaves me alone.
freeagent678 0
you clearly don't know any real women
skyttlz 32
Yes it is. I'm the same all month, on or off.
chrstygrl06 10
Freeagent I am a woman lol!
CryMoreFMLs 15
I don't think physical pain correlates exactly the same as emotional pain...
rdvfyubuyg 1
yes I mean when a woman gets their period u can get really bad cramps and it hurts a whole lot so all the guys out there should be nice to their girlfriend or wife!
thwei 0
I for one feel the love.