Today, I hit a parked car and fled because I was so scared. Four hours later, the cops showed up at my house so I broke down crying confessing everything. Turns out, they weren't there about the car I hit. They were alerting me about the string of burglaries in my neighborhood recently. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw my car being broken into on the street below my apartment. Too scared to stop them myself, I called the police. Before I could even tell them what was going on, they put me on hold. It was a good 5 minutes before I realized they'd hung up on me. FML
Today, I awoke to the sound of my neighbors attacking my car with a baseball bat accusing me of calling the cops on them. I did call the cops on them, after they screamed at me last night, drunkenly, to call the cops for them because they thought they were being robbed. FML
Today, my father told me to take the car and get some groceries. An hour and a half later, coming home with the groceries, I see the cops all around my house because my dad had called them, thinking that I had run away and stolen the car. FML
Today, I borrowed a roommate's car to get groceries. I came out to find the car stolen. I called the cops, and the responding officer took the info and drove me home to give the roomie the bad news in person. 15 minutes later, they found the car. I'd parked it on the opposite side of the lot. FML
Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML
Today, I noticed a car following me all the way to my house. It was dark so I got really nervous and called the police. The person got out of the car. It was my mom. FML
Today, the police came to my door and told me about a woman who called the cops on me because she said that I had been following her in my car. We were on the highway. FML
Today, I ran into the woman who hit my car and drove off three days ago. She was my bank teller. I called 911; she pressed the silent alarm. Guess whose story the cops believed. FML
Today, I caught some perverts sitting in a car in front of my house, spying on my neighbors. When they refused to leave, I grabbed a baseball bat and they sped off in a hurry. Later, those same perverts came back to arrest my neighbors for drug trafficking. I had threatened cops. FML
Today, my car was stolen from my driveway. I reported it to the police, the insurance company, and my neighbors, and begged for help via social media. As I walked to catch a bus, I saw my car parked outside my school. I forgot I left it there last night. FML
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OneandOnlyOne 0
Glad they caught you!!! Some dumb idiot did that to my car. TWO THOUSAND dollars worth of damage. Wish I could catch them!!! Hope you get fined too!!!
MustangBaby 0
You shouldn't have fled.
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murpheysGirl 0
Same thing almost happened tome. I wasn't sure I hit the guy but my first instinct was to step on the gas. Soon he was right behind me and I thought he got my license plate #. Luckily it turned out that I didn't hit him.
Tallgirl003 0
HAha, same thing happened to someone during summer school! I feel bad for you. But seriously? You panicked? How bad could it have been - you were in a parking log.
humorizer 14
I love number 8's logic... "I hate it when people don't tell me when they hit my car, because now I'm left with a damaged car. Luckily, someone finally admit they hit my car, but I let them go, and now I have a damaged car." It's the same end result regardless...
ak7987 0
loser
Bullshet 0
@ 72: Being scared is no excuse for breaking the law.
zatlap 0
You stupid bitch, people like you make me sick! if you hit something you have to take the consequences you strange *****!!!!
2005KonaScrapp 0
Your a stupid bitch for hitting a parked car I hope you die.
zatlap 0
It's "You're" or "You are" you dumb piece of shit!
YourLittleSpies 0
... How do you hit a parked car? ...
JayTroi 0
YDI For Bein Such A Pussy