Today, I noticed a car following me all the way to my house. It was dark so I got really nervous and called the police. The person got out of the car. It was my mom. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the police came to my door and told me about a woman who called the cops on me because she said that I had been following her in my car. We were on the highway. FML
Today, while taking out the trash late at night with my mom, a group of people drove by and decided it would be funny to turn around and chase us up the driveway in their car. Before I even realized what was happening, my mom was already halfway to the house yelling back, "You're on your own!" FML
Today, my mom told me to follow her car closely to my aunt's house. I kept really close to her which caused me to get pulled over for tailgating. I explained everything to the cop so he went over to my mom to see if that was the truth. My mom said she didn't know me. I got a ticket. Thanks mom. FML
Today, I hit a parked car and fled because I was so scared. Four hours later, the cops showed up at my house so I broke down crying confessing everything. Turns out, they weren't there about the car I hit. They were alerting me about the string of burglaries in my neighborhood recently. FML
Today, my father told me to take the car and get some groceries. An hour and a half later, coming home with the groceries, I see the cops all around my house because my dad had called them, thinking that I had run away and stolen the car. FML
Today, while my mom was out, I took the car out to CVS to get some food, even though I'm not legally allowed to drive. As soon as I got back in the car, my mom pulled up 2 parking spaces away from me. She didn't notice me bend down to hide... until I accidentally hit the horn in the process. FML
Today, I saw a woman run down my street screaming, "Fuck you cops! I can drive under the influence if I want to!" It took me a second to realize it was my mother. FML
Today, while out for a jog, I noticed that you never know how fast you run until you're being followed by someone in a car you don't know, and they're continuously honking at you. I later found out it my dad in his new car. FML
Today, my mom and I were going to the store. I stayed in the car while she went in. In the car next to me, there was a dog in the driver's seat barking at me. Bored, I barked back at it until I realized there was someone in the passenger's seat watching me. FML
Today, I missed my bus, so I walked home in the rain from school, only to realize my mom had been following me the whole time in the car, laughing her ass off. FML
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aerials_fml 0
I don't get why people are saying she deserved it. Maybe calling the cops was a little too much but I guess it's understandable. You can never be too careful these days.
SKYblue_fml 1
ehh, it's understandable to be a bit concerned that a car is following you.... but you really didn't recognize it? I know it was dark, but still.
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Comments (67)
4dakill 0
1st!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YDI for ur mom looking like a suspect
IDoNotHaveAIDS 0
You know what, I think that your reply is in the top 10 most ridiculously aggravating replies to read. The rest are by me. Anyhow, YDI for being paranoid. Seriously, be concerned, be scared, but don't be an idiot about it. Also, DEFINITELY not an FML. I can't believe how low the standards are any more.
ImaBmyLonurTees 0
The guy/girl who replied 1st is an idiot and so is the OP.
beestmode360 0
How was that aggravating to read? wow sometimes i just dont know anymore
IDoNotHaveAIDS 0
Because of the foolishness contained within.
ididntmeanit111 0
Today, I was following my daughter home to make sure she was ok. she got afraid and called the cops. FML
aerials_fml 0
I don't get why people are saying she deserved it. Maybe calling the cops was a little too much but I guess it's understandable. You can never be too careful these days.
sayyestothedress 24
I agree better safe then sorry!
rachelbrianna25 0
hahaha. nice.
SKYblue_fml 1
ehh, it's understandable to be a bit concerned that a car is following you.... but you really didn't recognize it? I know it was dark, but still.
paprikacha 9
Depending on what part of GA you're talking about, I understand perfectly.
dakrock13 0
thats ok...ive freaked out like that before. better safe than sorry, especially since youre a girl
Seti_fml 0
why did your mom follow you and not offer you a ride home? that doesn't make any sense!
SKYblue_fml 1
... maybe because it would be silly to leave one car behind?
Seti_fml 0
i got the idea that the op was walking for some reason... lol i should have read that more carefully.
intotheblue 0
Exactly! If it's at night, you can't see the color and shape of the car very well, all you can see is headlights, and a lot of different kinds of cars look the same just from the headlights, so it's very reasonable that you might not be able to recognize her car. You're very smart for calling the police, especially you being female (and it sounds like you were alone). Your safety is more important than looking 'cool' or 'tough' or whatever. It would -really- be an FML if you didn't call the police and that wasn't your mom... think about it, which is worse?
arioch_fml 20
Can also assume different locations. Op should have known if they came from the same place that it was her mother.
alwys_embaressed 0
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH hilarious. why would'nt she stop and pick you up?
IDoNotHaveAIDS 0
Perhaps the OP was also in a car.
portablecupid 3
were you driving or walking? either way, i lol'd.
_rawrasaur_ 0
Could you not recognize your mom's car? :
stephanieeDawnx 0
Obviously not..