Today, I hit a parked car and fled because I was so scared. Four hours later, the cops showed up at my house so I broke down crying confessing everything. Turns out, they weren't there about the car I hit. They were alerting me about the string of burglaries in my neighborhood recently. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw my car being broken into on the street below my apartment. Too scared to stop them myself, I called the police. Before I could even tell them what was going on, they put me on hold. It was a good 5 minutes before I realized they'd hung up on me. FML
Today, I awoke to the sound of my neighbors attacking my car with a baseball bat accusing me of calling the cops on them. I did call the cops on them, after they screamed at me last night, drunkenly, to call the cops for them because they thought they were being robbed. FML
Today, my father told me to take the car and get some groceries. An hour and a half later, coming home with the groceries, I see the cops all around my house because my dad had called them, thinking that I had run away and stolen the car. FML
Today, I borrowed a roommate's car to get groceries. I came out to find the car stolen. I called the cops, and the responding officer took the info and drove me home to give the roomie the bad news in person. 15 minutes later, they found the car. I'd parked it on the opposite side of the lot. FML
Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML
Today, I noticed a car following me all the way to my house. It was dark so I got really nervous and called the police. The person got out of the car. It was my mom. FML
Today, the police came to my door and told me about a woman who called the cops on me because she said that I had been following her in my car. We were on the highway. FML
Today, I ran into the woman who hit my car and drove off three days ago. She was my bank teller. I called 911; she pressed the silent alarm. Guess whose story the cops believed. FML
Today, I caught some perverts sitting in a car in front of my house, spying on my neighbors. When they refused to leave, I grabbed a baseball bat and they sped off in a hurry. Later, those same perverts came back to arrest my neighbors for drug trafficking. I had threatened cops. FML
Today, my car was stolen from my driveway. I reported it to the police, the insurance company, and my neighbors, and begged for help via social media. As I walked to catch a bus, I saw my car parked outside my school. I forgot I left it there last night. FML
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OneandOnlyOne 0
Glad they caught you!!! Some dumb idiot did that to my car. TWO THOUSAND dollars worth of damage. Wish I could catch them!!! Hope you get fined too!!!
MustangBaby 0
You shouldn't have fled.
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Comments (135)
FuzzyWalnuts 0
YDI for running but YDI even more for not keeping your cool until you know they for sure are there for that reason.
alphaxzero 0
**** you for hitting and running. btw, have fun with the felony on your record
mike1921 0
This Times a thousand
kisseshugsdrugs 5
youre an idiot. deny deny deny until something is mentioned..and if youre a good talker, keep going for that denial. clearly, youre not too suave.
JVonDahl 9
Someone hit my parked car a while ago, and ******* ran away. I can't afford to fix it. Way to be a jackass. Hope someone totals yours and bails. You deserve it.
Pururun 0
Panicky or not, you nevernevernevernever NEVER hit and run. EVER! YDI!
banana2022 4
HAHAHAHAHAHA! Have you ever heard of the poem "The Tell-Tale Heart" by Edgar Allan Poe? YDI for being a jackass and a baby, all in one swing.
livingdeath 0
I hope less people curse at you. The OP deserved it, but wow people! She got scared! Show me a man who hasn't panicked and I'll show you god!
livingdeath 0
I love the tell tale heart. However, I think the Black Cat might also have a minimal role, but mostly cause I love Poe so much.
drimpossible 0
The OP should be hanged in the town square. She'd do a fine dance on the end of a rope.