Today, I noticed my husband chews his tongue while we are having sex. He also does this while he is playing World of Warcraft. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband told me that he is done having sex because it eats up his online gaming time. FML
Today, I realized that my husband has a video games addiction. I am currently pregnant; he brought us to the same country he's in so we can finally live together, only for me to witness him being glued to his laptop all day and all night playing WoW. He's forgotten I even existed. FML
Today, desperate for my boyfriend to notice me for once, I started noisily masturbating while he was playing World of Warcraft. His response was to put his headphones on. FML
Today, I noticed my husband makes better sex sounds on the toilet then he does with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when I asked him to go brush his teeth, since his breath stank. He went back to playing video games. FML
Today, it became apparent that my boyfriend only showers when he levels up on World of Warcraft. FML
Today, I gave the option to my boyfriend of 5 years to either quit World of Warcraft of lose me. He said WOW makes him happier. FML
Today, I was having some rare good sex with my husband, when he suddenly said, "I'm fuckin' BORED," and pulled out so he could go play his video games. FML
Today, while in the middle of giving my husband a blow job, I looked up to see him staring into space and vigorously picking his nose. FML
Today, I agreed to give my husband head while he played Call of Duty. I was happy because he enjoyed it at first, until he started getting his ass kicked in the game. He lost and angrily blamed me for distracting him. FML
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Top comments
xGet_Over_It 0
which means you are as good as WoW. be happy!
rebbee 0
At least you know he is into it!
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Comments (90)
andreffff 0
So, close your eyes during the deed!
gaga_fierce 0
and......? it's probably just a habit he does all the time.
rdj3385 0
Wow, people are really missing this one. this is a funny post. everyone just needs to chill a second and stop taking things so serious. very funny op.
mobchick16 0
my boyfriend does the same thing lol
PincheEdgarr 0
so? how's this an FML?
Mars_Bars_Big_Na 0
so that's not even about you! asshole make em a sammich
dabomblyktiktikk 0
there's like the same about making noises up. can you guys chill with the reposts? its mad annoying.
jojoboo1 0
serious question- what is chewing tongue; is it like what retards do.. with their tongues hanging out of their mouths drooling?
rarr 0
YDI for having a husband who plays world of warcraft
slightlyconfused 0
I love world of Warcraft