Today, I noticed my husband chews his tongue while we are having sex. He also does this while he is playing World of Warcraft. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my husband told me that he is done having sex because it eats up his online gaming time. FML
Today, I realized that my husband has a video games addiction. I am currently pregnant; he brought us to the same country he's in so we can finally live together, only for me to witness him being glued to his laptop all day and all night playing WoW. He's forgotten I even existed. FML
Today, desperate for my boyfriend to notice me for once, I started noisily masturbating while he was playing World of Warcraft. His response was to put his headphones on. FML
Today, I noticed my husband makes better sex sounds on the toilet then he does with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when I asked him to go brush his teeth, since his breath stank. He went back to playing video games. FML
Today, it became apparent that my boyfriend only showers when he levels up on World of Warcraft. FML
Today, I gave the option to my boyfriend of 5 years to either quit World of Warcraft of lose me. He said WOW makes him happier. FML
Today, I was having some rare good sex with my husband, when he suddenly said, "I'm fuckin' BORED," and pulled out so he could go play his video games. FML
Today, while in the middle of giving my husband a blow job, I looked up to see him staring into space and vigorously picking his nose. FML
Today, I agreed to give my husband head while he played Call of Duty. I was happy because he enjoyed it at first, until he started getting his ass kicked in the game. He lost and angrily blamed me for distracting him. FML
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xGet_Over_It 0
which means you are as good as WoW. be happy!
rebbee 0
At least you know he is into it!
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Comments (90)
Hazamachi 12
I don't see why this is an FML... He chews his tongue while you have sex and during WoW, so what?
PhoenixKyttyn 8
It's a concentration thing. He's focused :)
alifig 5
So he chews his tongue when he's doing something strenuous or exciting. Stop over analyzing.
mashfan6507 17
The why are you with him???
YesIamThatPerson 5
My husband does the same faces during personal time as he does doing other things (games,honey dos.so on.) it's like...he is concentrating. Doesn't bother me though.
opandjokes 4
Why do you complain so much?
Aledors 5
I ******* hate everyone who says "WoW ruins lives". I have a perfectly good life, I'm financially comfortable, and I play WoW a lot. It's not WoW that ruins people's lives, it's the people who allow it to take over their lives and they end up sacrificing their career over it.
ever_enthralled 19
I'm sure it's just a concentration thing.
Mutanttoothbrush 6
Get over it.
randybryant799 21
I'm not understanding what the problem is. Apparently he does it when he's enjoying himself. Big friggin deal.