Today, I noticed my husband chews his tongue while we are having sex. He also does this while he is playing World of Warcraft. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my husband told me that he is done having sex because it eats up his online gaming time. FML
Today, I realized that my husband has a video games addiction. I am currently pregnant; he brought us to the same country he's in so we can finally live together, only for me to witness him being glued to his laptop all day and all night playing WoW. He's forgotten I even existed. FML
Today, desperate for my boyfriend to notice me for once, I started noisily masturbating while he was playing World of Warcraft. His response was to put his headphones on. FML
Today, I noticed my husband makes better sex sounds on the toilet then he does with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when I asked him to go brush his teeth, since his breath stank. He went back to playing video games. FML
Today, it became apparent that my boyfriend only showers when he levels up on World of Warcraft. FML
Today, I gave the option to my boyfriend of 5 years to either quit World of Warcraft of lose me. He said WOW makes him happier. FML
Today, I was having some rare good sex with my husband, when he suddenly said, "I'm fuckin' BORED," and pulled out so he could go play his video games. FML
Today, while in the middle of giving my husband a blow job, I looked up to see him staring into space and vigorously picking his nose. FML
Today, I agreed to give my husband head while he played Call of Duty. I was happy because he enjoyed it at first, until he started getting his ass kicked in the game. He lost and angrily blamed me for distracting him. FML
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Top comments
xGet_Over_It 0
which means you are as good as WoW. be happy!
rebbee 0
At least you know he is into it!
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Comments (90)
Gingy_fml 0
this is not fml it's MLIW
gamecast21 0
hmmm don't think this is even an FML.
JoNaPatasaw 5
this rly isn't. there's nothing unfortunate here... aside from op not having anything better to do with her time
yocxl 0
and?
yocxl 0
and?
meiwaku 2
This really isn't a FML. Lots of people chew on their tongues when they are trying to concentrate. And both instances that are mentioned here sometimes call for that.
fwongraven 10
So...?
pianoladay 0
You TOTALLY deserve it for having married someone who plays WoW. 'Nuff said.
BallinJ 0
how is this a fml? seriously. this is stupid.
vamdragon 0
haha glad im not the only one >.<