Today, I was really happy because the guy I've been on a few dates with wanted to take pictures with me. I thought it'd meant that he really liked me, but it turns out he just wanted them so he could post them online and make his ex-girlfriend jealous. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went on a date for the first time in ages, only to realize that the guy I was seeing chose to take us to a specific restaurant in able to stalk his ex. FML
Today, my boyfriend took a selfie of us. When he turned his phone around, I saw his photos and there was a picture of him with his ex girlfriend earlier that day, despite him saying he had been at work all day. FML
Today, I was invited out to a date by my ex-boyfriend. He seemed really excited to reconnect and kept holding my hand and complimenting how I looked. Out of nowhere a girl runs up to him screaming. It was his current girlfriend, he was using me to make her jealous. FML
Today, I went to meet a guy that i had already started to be involved with at a bar. We laughed, kissed and had a great time, until he admitted he was just doing all of this to make his ex-girlfriend jealous. Guess who was waiting for me outside. FML
Today my boyfriend left his camera with me. I wanted to see the recent photos we took at the park next to my house. I scrolled through and found pictures of him and his ex-girlfriend the weekend before at the same park, posing under the same tree we had taken a photo. We've been together for a year. FML
Today, I was at my ex-girlfriend's house, who I still have a major crush on. After cuddling as we watched a movie, she began to show me several pictures she had taken on her phone, and asked which ones I liked the best. She then sent the pictures I had chosen, to a guy she had met a week ago. FML
Today, the guy I made out with on New Year's Eve finally called me. Too bad it was to blame me for the picture of us which someone had sent to his girlfriend. I never took a picture, and had no idea he was in a relationship. FML
Today, I was going to end a thing I had with this guy. It turned out that he got back together with his ex-girlfriend and was just using me as a back up. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were looking through an old photo album of mine. I turned to a page with a picture of me on my last day of college. I thought the picture was quite nice. He turned to me and said, "Don't worry, I take bad pictures too." FML
Today, I went on a date with someone I've been talking to online for weeks. Unfortunately, it turns out they'd used old photos and misrepresented themselves, and I didn't find them attractive at all. Even I'm not that desperate. We ended up having an awkward dinner and I couldn't wait for it to be over. FML
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princesskammm 20
Hey, at least you found out his intentions before things got super serious.
Tripartita 45
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Comments (37)
princesskammm 20
Hey, at least you found out his intentions before things got super serious.
ifuckuprandomly 28
Kick him in the fleshy patch where his testicles used to be.
mattyiscool123 26
Why is that the answer to everything?
Tripartita 45
This FML was brought to you by Adobe Photoshop. Photoshop: edit yourself into a new relationship and spare the rebound girl.
General_Cool 24
This is when you walk away, preferably speedy. Don't need that guy in your life.
ssnow_fml 20
Like some of us haven't ever tried to make our ex's jealous.
Bibliovore 26
Maybe you've tried to make your ex jealous, but if that's your main focus when you're with someone else, you're clearly not yet ready to commit to a different relationship.
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Doesn't sound like it was this guy's main focus though. Yeah, it was stupid and insensitive to do it, but this is after a few dates. So unless he was doing it all along, he must have had other reasons to date OP.
Frau_Blucher 14
Hey speak for yourself.
takara98 17
A guy like that is not worth your time, move on before you get hurt.
imkittycow 10
Rude as hell, but at least you can know youre attractive enough that someone would want to brag i guess
Bluepies 24
Might not be what you think it is. Maybe he's decided he likes you so much he's definitely found something better, and if it was a rough breakup or he was cheated on, maybe he kinda wants to rub it in her face (c'mon, we've all felt that way). If he only wanted a picture of a pretty girl, that would've happened on the first date, not the third or fourth.
everydayGalaXy 11
On the bright side he considers you attractive enough to make his ex jealous.
storethis 17
Don't be so quick to judge, he might have had a bitchy ex, and just wanted to rub you in her face ?