Today, my new boyfriend asked why it takes me so long to reach orgasm. I didn't have the heart to tell him that he's never even given me one. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend asked me if I have ever or would ever fake an orgasm. I assured him that I wouldn't, when he has actually never given me one. I didn't have the heart to tell him. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd never made a girl orgasm. I didn't think much of it until he decided to go down on me. Every time he got me close to orgasm, he'd stop and ask, "Are you about to come?" or "Does that feel good?" Now I can see why he's never made a girl orgasm. FML
Today, I finally had sex with my new boyfriend, well… penetration anyway. Turns out, he has premature ejaculation, and no idea how bad at sex he is. He actually thought he did a good job by lasting 20 seconds. He was done after 4 thrusts and was somehow confused. I didn't orgasm either. FML
Today, being on my boyfriend's street bike for ten minutes gave me an orgasm. My boyfriend of three years, who constantly tries so hard to get me to, has never given me an orgasm. FML
Today, according to my boyfriend, getting me to orgasm takes so long that about 90% of his mental energy is directed at him trying not to orgasm first, so he never really enjoys himself. When he fails to get me to orgasm, I apparently use the forbidden sex phrase “It's fine” which makes him feel worse. FML
Today, after telling my boyfriend I never achieved an orgasm with any of my past partners, and therefore telling him what I need to get there, he won't even touch me, let alone do anything "down there" because he has never done it on any of his past girlfriends, and thinks it's gross. I make sure to always be fresh and clean. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't know what it's like to be turned on. Apparently, I've been doing something wrong for the past two years. FML
Today, I realized I have the most amazing boyfriend in the world. Too bad he has never once made me orgasm in the two and a half years we've been together. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a handjob for the first time. It took ages for him to get excited, and in the end the only thing that blew up was him, saying, "Oh my god, just stop it already." FML
Today, after having sex with my boyfriend for the first time, he told me he wanted to break up. He told me my orgasm face wasn't something he could put up with. FML
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Top comments
Eaglestrike117 29
Fake quicker.
dgmesa 4
quit leaving it up 2 him....only u know what u like so tell him what he needs 2 do
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Comments (191)
RensM 22
If you are not going to tell him, how is he to improve, unless you are happy to still have no orgasms in future sexual encounters with your bf. There is nothing wrong with giving some direction and informing the guy into what works for you.
Yourheadache 19
thats a shame that you are telling us all that about him, when you are the one losing, because your "new" boyfriend reach his climax, and you dont, i love ****** and my "new" boyfriend does what i like so win win.
kay_princess14 7
Damn that's a lot of work to be faking
alfred07 18
YDI - if you don't stop faking it he is never going to get better.
zanitos 5
sounds like u need another "new" boyfriend
terrask 11
Communication, moron. You TALK about those things, sex is a two-player COOP. You TELL your partner about likes and dislikes and where to go and what to do, SHARE the experience instead of whining about how your partner has never given you an ******. This kind of thing infuriates me, how can people be so thick that they expect their partner to magically get them to climax. Grow the **** up.
MissHayleyJames 7
...because in some cases your partner can magically make you climax. I'd never had an ****** before I met my husband. He didn't do anything special to make it happen and it just did. In the 4 years we've been together I've had at least 2 or more orgasms about 99% of the time. I've never not had one with him. Sometimes it is "magic".
andiiturtle 0
Your just setting yourself up for ****** free sex...just tell him what he can do to improve both of your guy's sex life! It'll pay off in the end!
rainshower7 0
ROTFLOL.!!!!!!!!!!!! I feel ya )= lol.!!!!
MDTeddy 13
You get boyfriends just to have sex with them not even that long into the relationship? You did say new bf.
Scoutman 5
For the sake of all his future girlfriends it is your responsibility to tell him that he sucks at the seks