Today, my new boyfriend asked why it takes me so long to reach orgasm. I didn't have the heart to tell him that he's never even given me one. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend asked me if I have ever or would ever fake an orgasm. I assured him that I wouldn't, when he has actually never given me one. I didn't have the heart to tell him. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd never made a girl orgasm. I didn't think much of it until he decided to go down on me. Every time he got me close to orgasm, he'd stop and ask, "Are you about to come?" or "Does that feel good?" Now I can see why he's never made a girl orgasm. FML
Today, I finally had sex with my new boyfriend, well… penetration anyway. Turns out, he has premature ejaculation, and no idea how bad at sex he is. He actually thought he did a good job by lasting 20 seconds. He was done after 4 thrusts and was somehow confused. I didn't orgasm either. FML
Today, being on my boyfriend's street bike for ten minutes gave me an orgasm. My boyfriend of three years, who constantly tries so hard to get me to, has never given me an orgasm. FML
Today, according to my boyfriend, getting me to orgasm takes so long that about 90% of his mental energy is directed at him trying not to orgasm first, so he never really enjoys himself. When he fails to get me to orgasm, I apparently use the forbidden sex phrase “It's fine” which makes him feel worse. FML
Today, after telling my boyfriend I never achieved an orgasm with any of my past partners, and therefore telling him what I need to get there, he won't even touch me, let alone do anything "down there" because he has never done it on any of his past girlfriends, and thinks it's gross. I make sure to always be fresh and clean. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't know what it's like to be turned on. Apparently, I've been doing something wrong for the past two years. FML
Today, I realized I have the most amazing boyfriend in the world. Too bad he has never once made me orgasm in the two and a half years we've been together. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a handjob for the first time. It took ages for him to get excited, and in the end the only thing that blew up was him, saying, "Oh my god, just stop it already." FML
Today, after having sex with my boyfriend for the first time, he told me he wanted to break up. He told me my orgasm face wasn't something he could put up with. FML
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Top comments
Eaglestrike117 29
Fake quicker.
dgmesa 4
quit leaving it up 2 him....only u know what u like so tell him what he needs 2 do
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Comments (191)
picturescrazy 24
You should tell him. Otherwise, you can't expect to ever get one if he doesn't know he's not doing it right. You're ruining it for yourself!
foiled 15
Oh my gosh I know exactly what you mean.. Just fake it quicker and he'll be happy
SheBeNeNe 16
Lol, that would solve the problem.
Yourheadache 19
And what about her?
Klutch505 4
Meet me up. I'll help out.
Yourheadache 19
Lol
albino0puma 0
I love lions
krez 20
I like turtles!
naomii776 7
New boyfriend? Why are you guys having sex already?
Codyseager 0
Maybe you should help him help you duh it's not bad to talk about that especially if it helps both of you
priincessbaks 0
Hahahaha
reheheally 1
You should've seized that teachable moment!
CrazyManNo9 29
JC on a cross. These ladies just don't understand. The poor guy needs help and... They talk about telling him what he is doing WRONG??? Forget that! Coach him on what he needs to do right! Encouragement is always better than reprimands! And, it is hot too! I think I need to start a blog... Female orgasms for dummies. Gawd.
EvilDave 13
OP, You did not come with a manual. If you are not willing to tell him and teach him HOW to get you off, you have no one to blame but yourself.