Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time. About 2 hours later, he got to hold my hair while I puked, also for the first time. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Party!
Today, my boyfriend was holding my hair back while I threw up. The smell then reached him and caused him to throw up in my hair. FML
Best time
Today, my boss told me that I'd confessed my love to him last night when he'd held my hair back as I puked. FML
Today, my boyfriend came to my house for the first time. Today was also the day my body decided to throw up violently for four hours while he awkwardly sat beside me, waiting for his ride home. FML
Today, I kissed the girl I love for the first time. Her reaction? She vomited. FML
Poor me
Today, I finally kissed the guy I really love at a party. He took me outside and immediately vomited. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he loved me for the first time in a way I'll never forget. In fact, his exact words were, "You're not the only one that I love." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were out cliff jumping, when for the first time, he told me he loved me. I panicked and pushed him over the edge and into the water. He's now in hospital. FML
The language of love
Today, my boyfriend told me he loves me. Instead of saying it back, I had a panic attack. FML
Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML
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corrin925 6
At least he loves you enough to hold your hair.
Incredibo 0
Aww cuties
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Incredibo 0
Aww cuties
Cad6 24
I'm pretty sure the nastiness of the OP's barf was enough to mask the general cuteness of a relationship. Even more so, if the barf landed on the boyfriend.
EpicSquirrel 0
*scratch scratch scratch*
_Oblivion_ 12
Nice first comment dumbass. Anyway feel better op, not the best feeling regurgitating your insides.
ladyLALAA 29
Aw, 24, did you want to be first? Hope you were wearing waterproof mascara OP!
amunnra 14
How is that cute? OP probably threw up because she was ******* drunk (her name even says "notsober"). So yeah, **** OP's life? No, **** OP's boyfriend's life.
corrin925 6
At least he loves you enough to hold your hair.
KiRaKaT 9
I was going to post the same thing...you have to love someone at their worst to love them at their best
gurly98 13
That's akward
nado13579 12
*awkward.
biancapaholak 0
That's what friends are for!
Strafeh 9
Why were you puking?
emvictoria 9
Ops name is notsober, so I'm guessing she got drunk..
max_wilder 9
How have you never puked before?!
Enslaved 38
Going by the OP's chosen name, he probably said he loved her because he was drunk.... And the same reason why she was puking :P
KeyboardWarrior 10
I think it's more because she got drunk, and she feels he could possibly regret saying that.
Enslaved 38
Of course it was an assumption. That's what makes these FMLs so much fun to read. I can fill in the blanks anyway I chose and amuse myself. Now, I can also think if she was drinking and they were together, that he was also drinking and just wasn't as intoxicated as she was. But enough to open up and tell her he loves her. And he just might because when I drink the truth comes out of me, no hold bar. See how fun this was?(:
crazychaz7 2
Morning sickness.
I_heart_sex 1
My thoughts exactly.
RahmEsHestos 5
Is that really so bad?
emvictoria 9
That's true love right there :)
yahoowizard 16
Remember, if they don't get drunk and throw up after you tell them you love them, they really don't love you
ObsessedWithMe 13
At least it wasn't DIRECTLY after he told you. That'd look bad.
Mariebaz 11
This would then become rejection at it's finest.
Cho_Chip_Cookie 0
Ha and suddenly another fml gets posted saying : Today I told my girlfriend I loved her for the first time her immediate reaction was to puke while I held her hair fml
williamcarter93 13
Why do people have to get DRUNK? Can't they just drink a little and not over do it?
badactor009 0
There is nothing in the post about drinking. But I agree with your observation regarding overdoing it. No need.
Pentium_4 27
they could be really really young, or can't handle their liquor. i've seen people puke after 4 shots, which makes me chuckle
Sir_drink_alot 20
I'm sorry I don't understand the question, Are you 12 or something?
StoryOfTheYear 15
21- Well, OP's name happens to be "notsober". That might be it.
Urbanchiller 0
OP doesn't mention about drinking. But even though I agree with you, sometimes the alcohol doesn't kick in right away, so people keep drinking, until well.. You get my point
micahsmommy 13
I dated a guy from Ireland that would drink until he was falling over and I would have to help him get home. He thought it was weird when I told him I'd had enough. I guess some people don't have that off switch.
MatheusRajuidas 5
Some people just don't understand how much fun is it to get drunk.
DogsPaw 16
You could be a hardcore drinker, after the first sip of alchol it starts to change you.
williamcarter93 13
I don't want to find out how much 'fun' it is...because the aftermath may not be so god darn 'fun'.
lucyinthesky420 10
Alcohol is overrated.
jroxursox1 10
There are also clubs in Ireland specifically for drinking they like compete and stuff. I have a friend from Ireland that got a t-shirt for drinking the most out of everyone.
Jaxx66 21
-93 I'm not going to try to tell you any different, because we each have our own opinion on it. But I find that the 'aftermath' isn't the same, nor does it happen to everyone.
StephLovesYouuxo 1
Lol ikr...but she never really said she got drunk
micahsmommy 13
Well now you know it wasn't just words. No guy would do that if he didn't truly love you.
badactor009 0
Wrong. I have helped women I did not love do the same thing and more. I have told women I loved them just so I could assist with vomiting and other stuff. "I love you" and other stuff. Vomiting is optional.
jbloogle 10
I would do it even if I didn't know her. It's not a big deal.
mikeymayhem_87 15
I smell love in the air.... Oh wait.... That's the smell of puke!!
badactor009 0
Same thing sometimes...
Feared 9
Whenever I smell puke in the either I say .. Well it looks like either Madonna opened her mouth to sing, or Donald trump left his legs open.
ragzilla 0
Or love in the HAIR!
L1LK3V13 0
How romantic.