Today, my boyfriend and I went on our 2nd date. We decided to get to know each other with a game. I asked him what makes him nervous. He said "talking to really attractive girls." I then asked him if I was making him nervous. He said no. FML
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AliMarie 0
Second date and he's your boyfriend? Are you 14?
Nonamerequired 0
Doesn't have to mean you're not attractive. He just feels comfortable around you... or he didn't want to embarrass you
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Comments (154)
paperfox_fml 0
FIRST!
Jemm_fml 29
oh stuff it.
shelbtron 0
shut it beez,YDI for fishing for compliments
tpag3r 0
no one gives a flying **** that your first
notlovingit 0
agreed u set urself up for that one if he wasnt a douche he might've said yes
thatwasobvious 0
firstly, dumb. way to fish for compliments. also "lets have sex" is a much easier way to get to his dick.
xFuckThisLife 0
I just don't understand, why's being first such a big deal?
maz_irken 6
lucky
REFLEXED 7
If it was your second date, he's not your boyfriend anyways
supportcommand 17
I agree.
Nonamerequired 0
Doesn't have to mean you're not attractive. He just feels comfortable around you... or he didn't want to embarrass you
FarSide 23
You would be correct if she was from any other State.
VenomSiphon 13
EPIC WIN!
Boowah 0
YDI for being too stupid to understand he means that he doesnt get nervous around you even though you're attractive (lets hope u are) becuase youre different/ you make him feel different
DeathShad0 1
Fishing for compliments will only get you what you deserve. LULZ
abbyelizabeth 9
Exactly. That or he was just saying she makes him feel comfortable. either or.
AliMarie 0
Second date and he's your boyfriend? Are you 14?
ohthatsucks 0
seriously! i hate how teenagers think that they're boyfriend and girlfriend when they go out ONCE. And how they start saying 'i love you' after one date.
xXPeachRoseXx 0
That irks me so much. The whole "I love you" crap after a guy asks them to the movies.
Greendarthpotato 0
Again, what do you want to call it, if not bf/gf? I don't think of "boyfreind" as that big of a commitment. And also, the "I love you" is annoying me as well. Sorta. Mostly, I'm annoyed by "married to" on facebook. People use it even though they've been going out for 5 months. P.S. I am actually 14, so Im probly just really ignorant about the bf/gf thing.
darkblue_13 0
@40: generally adults date for a few months (or at least a few dates) and consider themselves to be "dating" but not exclusive, and eventually the two have a conversation where they decide to be exclusive and in a boyfriend/girlfriend relationship
Forremmy 0
hahahahhahaha FAIL!!!
Jaywin 3
That's what I was thinking. Apparently in the OP's world, one date means they're together.
loveeisnott 0
i like him
Defiant47 0
Fishing for compliments will never result in anything good. If he doesn't give the compliment, you'll feel like shit, and he'll realize that you're not worth it. If he does give the compliment, you'll give him up and move on to another guy who is more of a jerk and less of a nice guy, because you're a bitch.
Greendarthpotato 0
YES, Rise Against is FTW. I saw them live in july, they rocked hard.
Vitamin_C 0
like, hard?
Woop_Woop 0
WOOOOO YH RISE AGAINST FTW
EpicBoredness 0
That makes no sense.
holdmydick 3
Truth
chunkofchange 0
you should feel happy he isnt nervous around you dumbass. and you're not gf/bf after 2 dates, sry to say
repyourcliche 0
Yeah, I really hate when people do that... and then get all annoyed when you don't say what they want as though it's somehow your fault. To be honest, I would've said no regardless just to verbally slap you for fishing. And since when was question-asking classes as a game? Is it that not just a conversation?
repyourcliche 0
*classed (: whoooooooops.
blowyourspeakers 0
BIGGGGG whoops seeing as how s and d are placed RIGHT next to one another on the keyboard. it COULDN'T just have been a typo. nuh-uh.