Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. As I started getting close to having my first ever orgasm, I got extremely short of breath and started hyperventilating. His reaction was to cover my mouth to shut me up. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to make love for the first time. The moment my bra came off, he started hyperventilating to the point of blacking out. So much for that. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Immediately after we'd finished, he said, "Get off, you're making it hard to breathe on top of me." FML
Today, while having sex, I thought I was having an orgasm for the first time. Turns out I was just hyperventilating. FML
Today, it was my first time having a make out session with my boyfriend. I got so nervous that a few minutes into it, I had to stop to take my inhaler. This happened twice more afterwards. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
Today, things were getting hot with my boyfriend and I started to breathe heavy and moan. He then says to me, "Babe, can you calm down, we're having sex not running a marathon." FML
Today, I was having sex with a guy that I just met, and when I thought he was about to orgasm, he actually had an asthma attack. FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML
Today, I had an amazing orgasm. So great that the shortness of breath triggered an extreme asthma attack. FML
Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML
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tanekdrachonae 19
Shhh, just be quiet and let it happen...
SWC_Penguin 17
This isn't a criticism of you, but it really blows my mind whenever I hear a girl talk about sex and her "first ******." The idea that you can get to sexual activity without ever masturbating is just crazy weird to me. Love thyself first and you won't be so dependent on jerky boys. You deserve better.
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Comments (108)
unlucky_lucy 17
Sounds like a romantic time
MandieL 27
Were there people in the house? Maybe he didn't realize you were hyperventilating and was trying to keep your ****** quiet.
royalmsft 7
Shhh Shhh It's Ok It's Ok *Peter Griffin Voice*
fabforever 10
Maybe it's just me but who would write this for the public to see?!!
Trish01 23
"Anonymous" isn't her actual name, you know.
Mshrodes 13
Yeah... Someone telling people on FML embarrassing stuff they wouldn't otherwise be talking about is unprecedented !
awkwardturtl3 3
were you at home..with your parents?
blackvyper 8
High five your boyfriend!
polluxdc 10
Hyper ventilating is too much oxygen, so he was helping you out.
monnanon 14
no hyper ventilation causes yoy to pant because you get a proper breath. hypo seems to mean too much (as in hypothermia and hyperthermia)
fordneagles 34
#75, hypothermia is when a body temperature is below normal. Hyperthermia is when a body temperature is above normal. So hypo really means not enough or too low, hyper means too much or too high.
monnanon 14
oh shit. got mixed up there. nothing like spouting nonsense with conviction lol. would it really be too much oxygen though? if ever ive hyperventilated i struggle to breathe. i suppose it could flood your system.
Angybangy 3
It has nothing to do with oxygen. When you hyperventilate, the blood concentration of carbon dioxide drops, causing a rise in the pH-level of the blood. Having a too high pH-value for too long a period is fatal. If you don't stop hyperventilating, eventually you're going to pass out so that your breathing is restored to normal when you're out cold - it's a sort of fail-safe mechanism the body has.
B0nb0N09 12
RUN
FrankHotpants 31
Were you by any chance listening to Berlin-take my breath away?
AngelLovesDerby 10
Haha wow you will remember that moment forever!