Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. As I started getting close to having my first ever orgasm, I got extremely short of breath and started hyperventilating. His reaction was to cover my mouth to shut me up. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I were about to make love for the first time. The moment my bra came off, he started hyperventilating to the point of blacking out. So much for that. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Immediately after we'd finished, he said, "Get off, you're making it hard to breathe on top of me." FML
Today, while having sex, I thought I was having an orgasm for the first time. Turns out I was just hyperventilating. FML
Today, it was my first time having a make out session with my boyfriend. I got so nervous that a few minutes into it, I had to stop to take my inhaler. This happened twice more afterwards. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
Today, things were getting hot with my boyfriend and I started to breathe heavy and moan. He then says to me, "Babe, can you calm down, we're having sex not running a marathon." FML
Today, I was having sex with a guy that I just met, and when I thought he was about to orgasm, he actually had an asthma attack. FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML
Today, I had an amazing orgasm. So great that the shortness of breath triggered an extreme asthma attack. FML
Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML
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tanekdrachonae 19
Shhh, just be quiet and let it happen...
SWC_Penguin 17
This isn't a criticism of you, but it really blows my mind whenever I hear a girl talk about sex and her "first ******." The idea that you can get to sexual activity without ever masturbating is just crazy weird to me. Love thyself first and you won't be so dependent on jerky boys. You deserve better.
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Comments (108)
Omniprism 15
Um hell no. I would have been pissed that he covered my mouth. I think you need to find a way to pay him back to get him to see how crappy that was. Like maybe when you go down on him and he's about to cum..just stop.
GamerMom392 19
This is why you wait and make sure you've found the right man. A good man would have been concerned for you, whereas the only thing on this douchebag's mind was getting what he wanted. You asked for it by having low standards.
RedPillSucks 33
I agree, but we're both going to get thumbed down to hell.
NachoEater 4
OP is an idiot. Covering someone's mouth who is hyperventilating is a method of helping that person if no bags are present.
ChunkyBuiscuit 13
Wow that's not an fml...
Inked0803 12
When guys get close to coming they get weird about things disrupting their focus
maceyellison 11
My boyfriend covers my mouth if I'm being too loud and our roommates are home. Maybe he just wanted to keep you quiet for that reason?
oxygenius 14
He sure took your breath away.
DrKoz 10
Well, if you were hyperventilating, you could've washed off too much CO2 & got muscle spasms. So by covering your mouth, your bf might actually have prevented you from having spasms(its called hypocalcemic tetany, look it up) True medical fact!
Jarl_the_Elite 27
Isn't that one of the worst things you can do when someone is hyperventilating?
MikeyScene420 17
Smart man