Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. As I started getting close to having my first ever orgasm, I got extremely short of breath and started hyperventilating. His reaction was to cover my mouth to shut me up. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to make love for the first time. The moment my bra came off, he started hyperventilating to the point of blacking out. So much for that. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Immediately after we'd finished, he said, "Get off, you're making it hard to breathe on top of me." FML
Today, while having sex, I thought I was having an orgasm for the first time. Turns out I was just hyperventilating. FML
Today, it was my first time having a make out session with my boyfriend. I got so nervous that a few minutes into it, I had to stop to take my inhaler. This happened twice more afterwards. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
Today, things were getting hot with my boyfriend and I started to breathe heavy and moan. He then says to me, "Babe, can you calm down, we're having sex not running a marathon." FML
Today, I was having sex with a guy that I just met, and when I thought he was about to orgasm, he actually had an asthma attack. FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML
Today, I had an amazing orgasm. So great that the shortness of breath triggered an extreme asthma attack. FML
Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML
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tanekdrachonae 19
Shhh, just be quiet and let it happen...
SWC_Penguin 17
This isn't a criticism of you, but it really blows my mind whenever I hear a girl talk about sex and her "first ******." The idea that you can get to sexual activity without ever masturbating is just crazy weird to me. Love thyself first and you won't be so dependent on jerky boys. You deserve better.
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Comments (108)
perdix 31
He should have put a paper bag over your head. This time it will serve TWO purposes!
Enslaved 38
Hey, that's also why we have pillows on beds, right?
Enslaved 38
"Hush hush, keep it down now, voices carry". Why wouldn't he allow you to scream-- 'Til Tuesday?
perdix 31
#31, oh, shit! For almost 30 years, I've been singing "this is scary!" No wonder my cover band flopped. We're trying a comeback with Daft Punk's "We're gettin' rough on Mexican Lucky."
Enslaved 38
Tell me about it! I've listened to that song countless times and still can't figure out what the hell it's saying! Btw I believe it's "Mexican Monkey". Spankings those can be rough!
stitesy29 18
Ass hole
WICKEDxANGEL 13
I guess he just wanted to see the magic...wow :/
Daiyuki 5
... What?
Fernando83 19
Well did you cum or not?
Sarahandlucas 9
Why in the hell would you want to know?? Only a creep who can't get none would ask that.
CharresBarkrey 16
58 - Can't get none? So he gets it all then...
mFUNdo21 17
I think he was being sarcastic #58
Grayness_ 26
No shit ( ._.)
Obey_StudBoii 23
****** ass
sweetbliss3 37
Yes bc he couldn't have just asked if you were okay or what was going on. a lot of pEople get breathy and what not. he's a bright one.
Pussycat86 18
My ex climaxed immediately looking at my during my first ****** with him! What's wrong with this guy? Maybe you were the first girl to ****** with him?
monnanon 14
im sorry i tried to read your comment but all i saw was "brag brag brag"
juturnaamo 29
Pretty sure her point was "If he let her get off, he would've gotten off on that"
monnanon 14
no her point was to brag about her own sex life on a barely related fml.
Pussycat86 18
How did u read that as me bragging? I was suggesting that maybe her bf is not really experienced and didn't know how to handle the situation! I didn't say I had better sex sounds or sex face Nor did I say my ex was a **** star!!!
MiiMiix 6
He probably though he's in one of those intense movie moments haha sorry OP.its okay first times never perfect :)