Today, I found a dead bird on my windshield. Thinking I was clever, I turned on my windshield wipers to get the bird off. Unfortunately, the dead bird fell through my open window and onto my lap. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I spent an hour and a half washing my car. As I was driving down the highway, a large bird flew over my car and accidentally dropped the dead animal he was about to have for dinner. It landed on my windshield. FML
Today, I was caring for a bird that had flown into my window. I thought the poor thing wouldn't make it, when it shit in my hand, flew into my neck, then around my living room for ages before I could manage to get it out of the window. FML
Today, I discovered that I had left my sunroof open all night during a storm and my front seats was soaked. I grabbed a towel for my seat but didn't close my sunroof because it was nice out. As I pull out of my driveway, I felt something wet hit my forehead. A bird shit on me through my sunroof. FML
Today, I was driving along when the car in front of me ran over an animal. I only realised this when a chunk of flesh and blood landed on my windscreen. I put my wipers on to get rid of it but instead it got stuck underneath the wipers and smeared all over the screen. FML
Today, as I was driving, a bird swooped down, right in front of my car. I didn't have enough time to react, and so I had to listen to my wife cry the rest of the way home. She kept talking about how it bounced off the windshield and how it probably had a family. FML
Today, a bird took a dump on my truck as I was driving and the wind pushed it into the keyhole. FML
Today, I saved a bird from being run over as it lay in the middle of the road. Thinking it had a broken wing or something, I started carrying it home, intending to take it to the vet later. It crapped in my hand and flew away. FML
Today, I left for my shop in the work truck at 6 a.m. I was still in the process of waking up with my windows down, on a semi-busy street, when BAM! a bird flew in the window into the cab. FML
Today, I mowed over a bird while mowing the lawn. It wasn't dead, so I had to mow over it a second time to put it out of its misery. Now there are pieces of dead bird all over my lawn and I can't sleep. FML
Today, I ran to my car and zoomed to work to avoid being late. I was in such a hurry, I forgot to close all my windows. When I got back to my car, I found a dead squirrel inside. FML
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Boweezee 0
Even dead animals deserve respect. YDI for being disrespectful, and obviously not as clever as you thought.
KwitIt 0
I'm surprised it didn't just smear dead bird all over your windshield. Gross. You got kinda lucky.
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Comments (123)
loserninja 0
O_O YDI
xavierdevoy 0
This is one of the rare FMLs that're so ******* retarded it has to be true.
jussjess 0
How is that clever? Lol @ # 16.
musu_fml 0
#5 The operative word is DEAD: once something is dead, how on earth can it be upset about how you treat it? Oh right, this isn't about the bird's feelings; it's about YOUR feelings. You don't give a shit about the bird. You only care about you being upset.
Tori_xoxo 0
Ewwwwwwwwwwww :l..
amiss 2
That's what you get for thinking you're clever.
pleasedonttellme 0
That's sad
SAF_fml 0
You're a pussy
fretforyerlatte 0
oh for god's sake. i suppose OP should have stopped their whole day and had a ******* burial ceremony and prayer for some random bird. wtf ever. come on, guys, seriously. i could see this happening, cuz i know when there's a shitload of snow for example on the windshield and i try to use wipers, if the door or window is open it WILL fall right back in on you. and i don't blame the OP, who wants to touch some nasty dead bird? it could have mites, or who knows what. eww dead things...
justdesserts 0
YDI for being mean to a dead bird.
UseTheFrags 0
#5 Because it's dead...who cares? :