Today, I work in a grocery store and a woman suffering from diarrhea somehow managed to get shit up and down two of the store aisles, then go to the ladies room and mess up the stall. I was the only one working trained in deal with bio-hazardous waste so I had to clean it up. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I work maintenance at a warehouse store. I had to clean the men's stall because someone had pooped on the seat, the floor, and got some on the wall. When I took my break, I noticed that my fellow maintenance coworker had poop on his pants and shoes. I then realized that I just cleaned up his “mess.” FML
Today, I had to clean up human poop that someone trailed through the store. Then, as I was cleaning up all the shelves at the end of the day, I saw that someone had changed their sanitary pad, took a new one out of the packed and used it, then left the used one on the shelf. FML
Today, I had to clean human excrement at work when the fitting room turned into the shitting room. FML
Today, for the third time this week, I had to clean up after someone who pissed themselves in the beer aisle at the grocery store where I work. FML
Today, while I was working security at the mall, someone shat his pants. The shit dripped all over the floor and escalator. I was the one who had to stand near the poop so no one stepped in it. FML
Today, I was at work alone with a stomach bug. For some reason, our bathroom was out of toilet paper, so I had to quickly run to the nearest store to buy more, only to shit my pants midway there. I'm pretty sure the cashier knew exactly what had happened. FML
Today, while I was working a customer notified me that the men's restroom need some attention. Thinking that there was just a small mess, I walked into the restroom only to discover someone had taken a crap in the sink. Guess who got to clean it. FML
Today, at work, someone shat outside the bathroom door. Not outside the stall, but in the actual hallway. Guess who got fired for refusing to clean it up! I’m a cashier at a tool supply company and the only female employee. Four dudes refused before I did. FML
Today, I had to flush someone else's shit in the public washroom at work. It was so vile, I didn't want to get anywhere near it, so flushed it with my foot, only for it to slip off the handle and into the toilet. FML
Today, I went into the tanning room at work, where the lady in there last had decided the trash can was a toilet and pooped in it. Before she sat, she took the time to wrap the edges in paper towels, I guess in case anyone else had done this before her. I had to clean it up. FML
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tekie 0
Ugh....I had this happen with someones kid when I was working in a childrens clothing store. The kid told the mom for 30 minutes that she had to go potty, and the mom ignored her. She left a trail of diarrhea all over our store. I had to clean it up because I was 17 at the time, and the only one working who wasn't a manager. Gross. People are disgusting and rude. I'm sorry you had to deal with this!!
audiogasmic 0
ugh that's disgusting, i understand it can be hard to hold explosive diarrhea in, but honestly at the first sign of pain down there you should probably skidaddle to a bathroom ASAP. sorry you had to deal with that :(
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Comments (142)
Aish_fml 0
Wow was the bitch wearing underwear? Or pants for that matter?
Chicagosinner 0
And the moral of the story is.. Never inform anyone that you are trained to deal with biohazardous waste.
blackbetty_fml 0
"Today, I was in a grocery store when I had a sudden and horrific attack of diarrhea and I ended up ******** up and down two aisles. I finally managed to get into the ladies room, where I continued to spew all over the stall. FML." I don't know who really has it worse here, my friend: you, or this poor woman with ******-up bowels.
xlucklessloverx 0
how are u "trained" to clean up other peoples shit??
lologirl419 0
LOL, since when is diarrhea considered "biohazardous waste"? Haha at #105, and that whole thing really blows. I feel sooo bad for you!!!
_musical_addict_ 0
There really is nothing to say except that's just absolutely putrid Lmao #19
failwhale 0
How much stomach irritating food do you have to eat to spew crap all over two aisles, and a bathroom? For some reason that reminds me of South Park.
cinnamania 3
Oh ew :( That sucks...
christopherlove 0
That would have been my last day at work, as there is not a chance I would have cleaned that up.
24788 7
That's just unlucky. I feel bad for you.