Today, at work, someone shat outside the bathroom door. Not outside the stall, but in the actual hallway. Guess who got fired for refusing to clean it up! I’m a cashier at a tool supply company and the only female employee. Four dudes refused before I did. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, one of the customers at work shat all down the side of the toilet and on the floor. They didn’t even try to make it in the bowl. Guess who had to clean it up. FML
Today, while I was working a customer notified me that the men's restroom need some attention. Thinking that there was just a small mess, I walked into the restroom only to discover someone had taken a crap in the sink. Guess who got to clean it. FML
Today, I walked into the ladies' bathroom to find my male boss taking a dump with the stall door wide open. FML
Today, I had to clean human excrement at work when the fitting room turned into the shitting room. FML
Today, while I was working in a grocery store, a costumer decide to take a dump on the ground after I told him he couldn’t access to restrooms because my boss closed them due to COVID restrictions. FML
Today, someone had explosive diarrhea in my bathroom at work and didn't clean it up. I'm the only woman in the office and I have only one toilet with no window or fan, so I have to leave the door open to air it out. It's right beside the canteen. Everyone will think it was me. FML
Today, I work in a grocery store and a woman suffering from diarrhea somehow managed to get shit up and down two of the store aisles, then go to the ladies room and mess up the stall. I was the only one working trained in deal with bio-hazardous waste so I had to clean it up. FML
Today, I work maintenance at a warehouse store. I had to clean the men's stall because someone had pooped on the seat, the floor, and got some on the wall. When I took my break, I noticed that my fellow maintenance coworker had poop on his pants and shoes. I then realized that I just cleaned up his “mess.” FML
Today, someone shat liquid poo in the hallway at work. Right. Outside. The bathroom. Another foot and they could have used a toilet instead of the carpeted floor. FML
Today, I decided to use the disabled toilet in work to get a little extra privacy while I did my business. The cleaners who unlocked the door from the outside and barged in on me were nice and waited until I finished to apologize and explain there were complaints the door had been locked for days. FML
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Top comments
GamerChickxoxo 16
Contact the labor bored,firing you over that is a violation of your rights. that business is in a lot of trouble.technically that was a "biohazard" making it an unsafe work environment, you have the "right to refuse" unsafe work or working conditions and they cannot fire you for it.you should speak to a lawyer immediately as well. you may not get your job back, but you may end up with a few years worth of pay while your looking for a new job. They royally ****** up.
White Trash 10
They should've hired a janitor.
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White Trash 10
They should've hired a janitor.
xXDemonWolfXx 13
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I don’t blame them
Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20
you do realize that she has a right to refuse to clean this, right?
mekiswrite 21
You mean the dudes, right?
xXDemonWolfXx 13
I don’t know why my comment was nuked or some idiot thinking I was talking about the boss. I was clearly referring the guys who refused.
GamerChickxoxo 16
Contact the labor bored,firing you over that is a violation of your rights. that business is in a lot of trouble.technically that was a "biohazard" making it an unsafe work environment, you have the "right to refuse" unsafe work or working conditions and they cannot fire you for it.you should speak to a lawyer immediately as well. you may not get your job back, but you may end up with a few years worth of pay while your looking for a new job. They royally ****** up.
Rhett_15 22
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It boggles my mind that people get tens and even hundreds of thousands of dollars for wrongful termination. 3 months salary sure, but a few hundred thousand or even a few million for wrongful termination for a tool supply company employee that got fired for refusing to clean up a mess is ridiculous.
GamerChickxoxo 16
They were wrongfully terminated. who knows how long it could take them to get another job,if they are able to find one.i live in a small town where there isn't many jobs available. a sum of $75 000 could cover 3 years worth of their pay while they look for a new job, pay they would have gotten if they weren't wrongfully terminated.This person may have a family to support, they still have a place to live,bills to pay, and mouth/s to feed like the rest of us.So why shouldn't they get compensation for the amount of time they could be out of work for ?
Rhett_15 22
If it's taking them 3 years to find a job, there are problems other than no jobs being available. They don't need $75,000 to find a new job. And let's bear in mind that if they'd just done their job and cleaned up the mess, they wouldn't have been fired. Yeah cleaning up shit is no fun, but if you want a position where that's not your responsibility, go to college. I'm currently paying my way through college with student loans and a full time job, and I intend to do the same thing with medical school.
blightsight 10
I'm pretty sure nurses went to college and will have to be cleaning up shit at their jobs. hell, I have a master's and I have to clean bathrooms from time to time since my employer cut the maintenance guy to help meet budget.
Cali 57
Doing her job probably meant staying at the cash register, not scrubbing shit off the floor.
DraftHail614 17
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Can't wait to see everyone in the comment section cry sexism. Because OP letting us know she was a woman was just totally important. Then feminists will cry "Patriarchy REEEE!"
ThatGuy9679 13
Who hurt you?
PenguinPal3017 19
... and why didn't it stick?
thehunterofprey 5
beat me to it
t_rosie 7
OP being a woman is important because if she wasn't, then she wouldn't be in this situation?? Source: the four dudes before her who still got their jobs
PenguinPal3017 19
It depends on their positions, etc. Saying she was fired because of her gender is crazy. She could have just been lowest on the totem pole.
Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20
@t_rosie she didn't tell us what the four dudes were working as tho. If they were in the same position, then yes, this is sexism. However maybe these guys were in a higher, more important position... That being said they still shouldn't have fired her.
Soparot 29
Considering we don't know anything about the four dudes, or OP, we don't know that being a woman had anything to do with it. It's very possible that the four dudes were there for longer, or were harder to replace in the eyes of the boss. Unless/Until OP clarifies and is more specific about the situation, everyone needs to chill with their biased opinions saying that it is or isn't sexist. (Note) it's also possible OP added that she was female so that we could decide if it was sexist,
Mungolikecandy 19
Incel is thataway >>>>
Sinshine 28
You're the only one bringing this up, dude.
RichardPencil 32
I wish the English language had a word that could accurately and succinctly describe the kind of situation this sounds like.
Donut_Wizard 23
Does “douchbaggery” work?
Glowworm56 27
A poopy predicament? An excremental episode? A dungfilled dilemma? A fecal failure?
RichardPencil 32
Nice tries, you all, but not quite. It’s just kind of shitty that our language doesn’t have a perfect word for the situation.
blondie45 21
Shitstorm!
xercister 19
it does...SHITTY!
RichardPencil 32
I like that! I think we have a winner! Let’s try... Sounds like a shitty situation! Poetry! Sheer poetry!!!
Glowworm56 27
Guess no one wanted to pick up the dude doo.
Stealthninjaa 19
Better to get fired than be forced to do something way outside a cashier's appropriate job description. Jobs like that are easily replaced, you can find someplace else to work where you won't have to deal with as much crap.
Sinshine 28
Or no crap at all, ideally.
Mungolikecandy 19
If four other people refused before you and were not fired you have a very good case for unfair dismissal. I understand even fire at will States (if you are in the US) have protections against being fired because of gender.
Emma Marshall 19
They can't get away with that
nyes 17
You got yourself into a shitty situation there..but honestly call someone they can’t fire you over something that isn’t your job to deal with. They should be firing everyone else who refused.