Today, my wife told me she is no longer sexually attracted to me. She also can’t understand why I still don’t want to go on her 35th birthday trip to London. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after enduring years in a sexless marriage, I asked my wife if she will make love to me ever again, to which she replied, "Probably not." Half an hour later she's talking about us going on a trip to Egypt next year. FML
Today, after we got married five months ago, my wife and I planned a trip to France and Spain as a honeymoon. We’re supposed to be leaving on Saturday. She just told me last night, “I am so not looking forward to the trip.” FML
Today, my wife lost interest in sex a long time ago. I’ve tried to reignite her interest lately, which culminated in an argument where she gave me permission to go out and shag other women. We might as well divorce at this point if she’s going to say things like that. FML
Today, my wife always told me she loved sex too much to ever give it up. I don’t know what’s happened recently but she’s now angry for no reason, bitter at the world, makes me suffer just for existing, and yes, she’s cancelled all intimacy and sex for the foreseeable future. FML
Today, my wife told me she had stopped taking her anti-depressants a month ago in hopes of increasing her non-existent sex drive. I asked her if it had helped, and was about to suggest she start taking them again for her own wellbeing. She replied with, "Anyway, I'm just not attracted to you." FML
Today, my wife admitted she loves me as a father to our children, but is no longer attracted to me. FML
Today, my wife asked for a divorce. Apparently, me being forced to work on her birthday and our anniversary 3 years in a row is the absolute limit she’s willing to put up with. FML
Today, my wife of 23 years said she wanted a divorce, that she didn't love me anymore and is moving out. Why? I told her I didn't want us to date and have sex with other people. FML
Today, my marriage must be over. We just spent a week in Paris, the most romantic city in the world, and we never left our hotel room. Not because of constant sex but because my wife couldn’t be arsed to get dressed, be romantic or anything. She sat on her tablet watching Netflix IN FUCKING PARIS. FML
Today, my wife of 12 years informed me that the only sexual activity she is interested in is foreplay, and she absolutely doesn't want to go any further than that anymore. FML
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RichardPencil 32
Me, neither. I mean, I don't understand why you don't want to go to London. So what if you're a friend-zoned travel buddy? It's ******* London!! Also, I'm not sexually attracted to you, either, in case there was any confusion.
cuz803 46
That's tough. Maybe it could be a hormonal or medical reason. You can try asking her to go to an endocrinologist and find some answers. If it's not a medical reason, it's a personal issue. Regardless, I can only hope it's not infidelity.
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RichardPencil 32
Me, neither. I mean, I don't understand why you don't want to go to London. So what if you're a friend-zoned travel buddy? It's ******* London!! Also, I'm not sexually attracted to you, either, in case there was any confusion.
cuz803 46
That's tough. Maybe it could be a hormonal or medical reason. You can try asking her to go to an endocrinologist and find some answers. If it's not a medical reason, it's a personal issue. Regardless, I can only hope it's not infidelity.
Malachi Melton 3
My wife says the same thing. "All is well. We're still good, but I can have a gf, but if I do, I'm cheating. I'm an ass for trying to stay loyal and she doesn't want to be touched or talked to by me anymore.". Sound right?
poopface82 25
I take it you know my ex-wife.
Dirtysalamander1 13
well shit, just divorced. that simple my guy.