Today, I went to the doctor for a checkup. The doctor went through the normal questions, then paused for a moment and jotted something down. Later when I got back my report from the checkup, I noticed that the doctor had checked the "no" box by "sexually active." She didn't even ask me that. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the doctor for my yearly checkup. After getting my blood-pressure taken, my finger pricked, etc, the doctor began to ask me some questions. When asked if I was sexually active, I responded "Yes". The doctor started laughing. FML
Today, I went to the Doctors and the nurse asked if I was married, in which I responded "yes". Then she asked if I was sexually active... "no". FML
Today, my new doctor asked if I'm sexually active. I said no. He nodded and murmured "No surprise there." Thanks, mate. FML
Today, I went to a new doctor. While filling out charts she looked up and said, "I'm assuming you are single." FML
Today, I went to a new doctor. She asked me how long I had been sexually active. I said I'm not. I'm 24. FML
Today, I went to the doctor with my parents. When the doctor asked if I was sexually active, I said 'Yes.' My mom laughed and said 'Good one.' My dad, for added effect said, 'Your hand doesn't count.' FML
Today, I went to see my gynecologist. She was writing my symptoms up in my chart on her computer. After a little while, I noticed that she had a confused look on her face and was reading something instead. When I took a peek at the computer screen, I saw that she was Googling my symptoms. FML
Today, I was at the doctor's office and the doctor asked me, "Have you been having any intimate relations?" and the first thing that I blurted out was, "You mean with other people?" FML
Today, as I sat on the table in my gynecologist's office for my yearly checkup, I realized that was the most action I got in the past year. FML
Today, I had to go with my mom to the gynecologist to translate due to her broken English. As we were filling out papers and answering questions, the doctor asked some very personal questions. I now know everything about my mom's sex life. FML
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aupilot 0
Well...are you?
fretforyerlatte 0
you just got BURNED by your doctor.
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jay_T09 0
#9 WTF are you like 2??? and you should have asked the doctor "how bout we change that ;)"
ATH3NA_fml 0
lmfao at comment #12 but that sucks :(
Chaith 16
Call it intuition. :]
Galpalxoxo 0
Smell ur vag???#10 u cant tell by tht!! Anyway sucks for u...
TryToBeKind 0
Likely because there was no, "God, I hope not" box. It's what we call a hint and I wish more doctors could do that without fear of lawsuit.
glockjaw 0
Or, #16, perhaps the doctor should have just done their job and asked the question because that's what they're supposed to do in a checkup? There's no fear of lawsuit and again no need to HINT at the person in the first place. Doctor's aren't supposed to hint. They're supposed to tell you if somethings wrong and try to find what is wrong in the first place. If a doctor is worrying about their patient giving them shit for asking if they're sexually active, then they are a shitty doctor. And you yourself are quite ignorant. What's ironic is that your name is trytobekind and yet you straight up attacked the OP with retardation.
AJx3 0
so are you sexually active? because if you're not, then it's not really a FML. i agree with #5. it could be that you're younger so it's assumed that you're not sexually active. #10, that is so wrong.
alexthebrit 0
ugh, god, i remember moderating this and voting "no" because this is such a pathetic story. get over it.
_Yellow 0
#10...wtf?? but yeah, it depends on your age, and weather you ARE sexually active or not
kfnnnp 0
Lies.