Today, I went to the doctor for a checkup. The doctor went through the normal questions, then paused for a moment and jotted something down. Later when I got back my report from the checkup, I noticed that the doctor had checked the "no" box by "sexually active." She didn't even ask me that. FML
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Today, I went to the doctor for my yearly checkup. After getting my blood-pressure taken, my finger pricked, etc, the doctor began to ask me some questions. When asked if I was sexually active, I responded "Yes". The doctor started laughing. FML
Today, I went to the Doctors and the nurse asked if I was married, in which I responded "yes". Then she asked if I was sexually active... "no". FML
Today, my new doctor asked if I'm sexually active. I said no. He nodded and murmured "No surprise there." Thanks, mate. FML
Today, I went to a new doctor. While filling out charts she looked up and said, "I'm assuming you are single." FML
Today, I went to a new doctor. She asked me how long I had been sexually active. I said I'm not. I'm 24. FML
Today, I went to the doctor with my parents. When the doctor asked if I was sexually active, I said 'Yes.' My mom laughed and said 'Good one.' My dad, for added effect said, 'Your hand doesn't count.' FML
Today, I went to see my gynecologist. She was writing my symptoms up in my chart on her computer. After a little while, I noticed that she had a confused look on her face and was reading something instead. When I took a peek at the computer screen, I saw that she was Googling my symptoms. FML
Today, I was at the doctor's office and the doctor asked me, "Have you been having any intimate relations?" and the first thing that I blurted out was, "You mean with other people?" FML
Today, as I sat on the table in my gynecologist's office for my yearly checkup, I realized that was the most action I got in the past year. FML
Today, I had to go with my mom to the gynecologist to translate due to her broken English. As we were filling out papers and answering questions, the doctor asked some very personal questions. I now know everything about my mom's sex life. FML
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aupilot 0
Well...are you?
fretforyerlatte 0
you just got BURNED by your doctor.
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blissfull_fml 0
Fake. And #10...????
derpdederp101 1
wat kind of doctor has that on their sheet? i never heard of this
lolfml_fml 0
23 tons of doctors. mine asks me this.
liquidpaper 0
@23/24 Mine asked me as well. It's how they know if you need to be referred to a gynecologist or tested for STDs. It's kind of an important part of your health, of course a doctor would ask.
Galpalxoxo 0
Doctors dont ask tht #24 where did u come from?
happy2468 21
A lot of doctors ask that.
SheTheOtaku 21
Dude, I'm 14 and they even ask me. Where don't YOU live?
youaresofucked 0
maybe you should ask HER is she's sexually active. insensative bitch. Or, you know, send her a sex tape of you ******* the life out of someone. ;)
suckstobeyou3 0
how can this possibly be the OP's fault? wow, this is why i really don't like doctors. when our health forms for school were due, my doctor just faxed it, so i never saw it. then the next day i was called to the office because my doctor checked off 'boy' and i'm a girl. then they needed a new copy so they called my doctor while i was still in the room. they told him what happened and after they said "she's a girl" i heard my doctor say "really?" and #26 - my doctor asks me, and i'm 15. the first time he asked i almost took it as an insult but then he explained that he had to to know what kind of check-up i would need in the future.
almosted 0
All kinds of doctors ask if you're sexually active during a check-up. I've been asked that since I was like 11:P
ccristinaa 0
yeah what #1 said and they can get in deep shit if they skip questions like that
pancakelover 0
My doctors always ask me and when I say yes they give me a look like "no duh!" I guess I look like a *****...