Anonymous
Merrimack, United States
Today, I found out that my friends only hang out with me so they can play with my dog. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I realized I have more dogs than I do friends. I have two dogs. FML
Karine
Bordeaux, France
Jealousy
Today, my dog has a better social life than I do. He has more playdates scheduled than I have actual human plans this month. I'm officially my dog's social secretary. FML
Anonymous
New Zealand
Loner
Today, my dog has a better social life than I do, since he's been invited to more doggy birthday parties than I've been invited to regular parties. FML
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This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff
Greece
With friends like these…
Today, I found out my "best friends" have gone on a crazy weekend and they didn't invite me. FML
Anonymous
Et tu, Chandler?
Today, I found out that when my friends say they're too busy to hang out with me, what they really mean is that they're going to have an awesome pool party, and don't want me to come. The Instagram stories say it all. FML
Neednewfriends
Australia
Today, I found out that my "friends" only invite me to their parties when they need a designated driver. Apparently I'm "not fun" because I don't drink, which "ruins the party". FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out my parents are getting divorced. They're fighting over the dog instead of my sister and me. FML
iAmJasper
Sun Prairie, United States
Friends?
Today, my friends came over to my house to eat my food and make fun of me as they played on my Xbox. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that my current girlfriend has dated all of my friends at one time or another. FML
Anonymous
Dartmouth, Canada
Today, I realized that the only times I get to hang out with my friends outside of school are when one of them accidentally mentions plans in front of me and they are obligated by social protocol to invite me. FML
Top comments
organizse 28
Damn... That's a bitch
dkane 12
Go find some new friends Op, that will hangout with you because you're you.
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Comments (55)
organizse 28
Damn... That's a bitch
syki 22
It's a doggone shame.
booman342 13
At least you have friends.
baker26 7
people who hang out with someone because of an animal are not friends.
idk_rose 25
You must be great company, then.
dkane 12
Go find some new friends Op, that will hangout with you because you're you.
theusediscool 26
Ooo, that sounds ruff. =/
laurenemilyy 17
TBH I would use that to my advantage
citrusglass 22
Free dog walking?
Toksik_Kid 14
Buy more dogs = more friends
toolazytotype99 18
That's dog gone rough
bella_nana347 23
But its okay because dogs are awesome.
VashSN17 10
Lmao I'm sure that's not the only reason, no one would hangout with someone just to see their animal, they like you too OP don't worry so much