Today, I had a date with this really cute guy. He invited me over to make dinner at his place. Eventually we end up in his bedroom to have sex. He pulls down my panties and says, "You need to shave that shit." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a date with a guy I've had a crush on for months. Not knowing where the date would take us, I shaved my pubic hair. Later, in the middle of making out with the guy, my dad storms into the room to tell me, "I had to get some Draino, your pubes clogged the shower." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched my pubic hair and said "scruffy, scruffy, scruffy." FML
Today, I went on another date with a guy I've had a crush on for a long time. Afterwards, we went back to my place for the first time and things got heated. While taking my pants off, he recoiled and asked if I thought it was still No Shave November. FML
Today, I was in gym class talking to a guy I like. My friend then decided to come up behind me and pants me, pulling down my underwear along with them. His only comment? "Someone needs to shave." FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML
Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to tell me he couldn't take it anymore because my legs were too hairy. I shaved yesterday. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I really liked. The date was going great until he decided to try flossing his teeth with my hair. FML
Today, my boyfriend requested that I shave my lips so I spent an hour in the shower carefully removing every trace of pubic hair. Turns out he wanted me to shave my moustache, not my carpet. FML
Today, my date saw me naked, and was disgusted that 1. I shaved my pubes into a landing strip instead of completely bald, and 2. I missed a few hairs below my knee while shaving my legs. His actual words as he was half out the door were that he "wanted Princess Leia, not Chewbacca." FML
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captainyamhamjam 0
there's nothing wrong with pubes, but if you need a machete to get through the jungle, it might be time to start shaving
allyleigh 0
oh my gosh! thank you! you're the first guy who has said this! I don't shave down there... yet. but when I shave my bikini line it itches reeeeeally bad, so it's annoying. and if people expect me to shave down there, they better be expecting me to itch it too.
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Comments (491)
rinzlerkitty94 31
No, you don't. Shaving there is actually not a good idea. When the hair grows back, it's scratchy, not to mention the risk of ingrown hairs.
Rammer3500 23
******* on the first date... What has happened to this world
tikatica 17
You should have said "you first"
alwaysaja 6
Why would you even have sex on the first date?
wrongmove 11
You needed that comment from him as much as he needed a swift kick in the bullocks and a "you need to ice your junk" comment from you.
Red_Ralph 16
Hello from 2016
NHope_fml 17
I don't understand why there are so many YDI. Don't listen to them, I mean it. As long as it is clean, you don't have to shave it. Those pubic hairs are here for a reason, don't listen to some social rules saying that it is ugly or dirty or I don't know what. It is natural. Not your fault if sooo many men (not all hopefully) preference unnatural women.
Mysticlights30 4
So I know this is a old ass post and anyone will read this women need pubes. The hair lining the labia helps the same way eye lashes do. So to all the people who think shaved like a swimmer is more important than a Woman's personal health you can **** off.
jasonrellet 22
So my girlfriend actually told me that she hates not being shaven... honestly I think the hair carries more bacteria than it protects from.
kevingirl 6
I am so tired of men who act all offended if we don't shave down there. get the **** over it. it shouldnt make a difference.