Today, I had a date with this really cute guy. He invited me over to make dinner at his place. Eventually we end up in his bedroom to have sex. He pulls down my panties and says, "You need to shave that shit." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a date with a guy I've had a crush on for months. Not knowing where the date would take us, I shaved my pubic hair. Later, in the middle of making out with the guy, my dad storms into the room to tell me, "I had to get some Draino, your pubes clogged the shower." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched my pubic hair and said "scruffy, scruffy, scruffy." FML
Today, I went on another date with a guy I've had a crush on for a long time. Afterwards, we went back to my place for the first time and things got heated. While taking my pants off, he recoiled and asked if I thought it was still No Shave November. FML
Today, I was in gym class talking to a guy I like. My friend then decided to come up behind me and pants me, pulling down my underwear along with them. His only comment? "Someone needs to shave." FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML
Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to tell me he couldn't take it anymore because my legs were too hairy. I shaved yesterday. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I really liked. The date was going great until he decided to try flossing his teeth with my hair. FML
Today, my boyfriend requested that I shave my lips so I spent an hour in the shower carefully removing every trace of pubic hair. Turns out he wanted me to shave my moustache, not my carpet. FML
Today, my date saw me naked, and was disgusted that 1. I shaved my pubes into a landing strip instead of completely bald, and 2. I missed a few hairs below my knee while shaving my legs. His actual words as he was half out the door were that he "wanted Princess Leia, not Chewbacca." FML
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captainyamhamjam 0
there's nothing wrong with pubes, but if you need a machete to get through the jungle, it might be time to start shaving
allyleigh 0
oh my gosh! thank you! you're the first guy who has said this! I don't shave down there... yet. but when I shave my bikini line it itches reeeeeally bad, so it's annoying. and if people expect me to shave down there, they better be expecting me to itch it too.
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crazystoner5150 9
Shavings your pubes is NOT a hassle. Unless you're pregnant. Trying to shave with a big baby bump in the way is a hassle, I almost wanna cry, I hate being hairy but its has to be done. So if you're not pregnant stfu! Pube shaving is easy!!! Spread your legs and go at it!
Apprentice4Life 5
It's your body, why should you shave it? If he doesn't like it, too bad. He ain't getting any. Yes, you should at least keep it "trimmed", but full shaving everything off is a painful and annoying thing. Plus, I agree that it makes you look prepubescent. There is hair down there for a reason. It helps trap dirt and germs from getting into your privates. Again, as long as its neat and trim, you go girl!! Be proud of not shaving. It's too "stereotypical" in this world today!! If it bothers him that much, tell him to suck his own dick and **** off. P.S. The way he told you should of made you say no to sex right away. He is an ass.
Nosakare56 12
some guys like pubic hair, others don't. that's still rude though
bazookajoey 27
Pubes can be sexy, maybe you just need to trim??
Daisja 5
Why wouldn't you shave if you knew you was gonna want to ? Thats just stupid .
threer 30
You made dinner for him when he invited you and it was his house..? What the ****?
mj2329 0
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Rammer3500 23
First date and you have sex? Society is so screwed up
LadenMichael 6
He was a little harsh, but not shaving is just gross, I don't see how people can let the hair in between their legs keep growing;
emilyjaynemarie 13
the guy I lost my virginity too said the same thing to me. I had no idea girls even did that. I've been obsessed with shaving it ever since.