Today, I was walking across a pedestrian crossing and waved at the driver of the car who'd stopped, just to say thank you. She stuck her middle finger up at me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while crossing the street, I was honked at by a stopped car. I responded with a finger and a "Fuck you!" It was my boss who just wanted to say hi. FML
Today, I was driving to work when I was almost hit by a teenage driver. I gave her the finger and shouted "F*** you!" making sure that she heard me. I then saw my boss glaring at me from the passenger seat. FML
Today, while I was walking to class, I was hit by a car. The driver stopped to let me cross in front of her, started moving again, hit me, and then yelled at me, saying it was my fault for walking in front of her. FML
Today, I inadvertently gave passers by the middle finger as I tried to stop my glasses from sliding off my face. FML
Today, while driving to my girlfriend's house, I passed up a stop sign without stopping. A car passing by honked. I honked back several times and flipped them the finger. Turns out it was my girlfriend's dad trying to say hi. FML
Today, while I was driving, a pedestrian gesticulated wildly at me for being on my phone. I was just tucking my hair behind my ear. FML
Today, I was driving when a couple flipped the bird on me before cutting me off, so I flipped them off back. After they'd got away, another driver thought I'd actually been flipping him off and followed me into a parking lot. This guy was huge, and let’s just say he didn’t give me a chance to explain myself. FML
Today, my boss flipped me off in traffic on my way to work. FML
Today, I was walking through a crosswalk when a lady in a car looked at me with a horrified expression and then hit her door locks repeatedly. FML
Today, as I was walking to my car, I noticed a car with a tail light out. Trying to be a good citizen, I walked up to the driver's side door and said, "Excuse me…" The lady then maced me through the open window. FML
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Top comments
siickman 7
Pedestrians first. No one said drivers liked the rule.
Wheredidgrungego 12
What an odd way of saying "you're welcome!" She must be new in town.
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Comments (122)
galt 13
She was probably just having a bad day
blkabishai 1
Do not stop and wait on the sidewalk with your car. You can see the road perfectly fine 2 feet back. Do not inch your car forward at a red light when you see a pedestrian about to cross. You aren't going anywhere until the light changes!
wellthatsukx 0
That's when you just stand there.......................................then motion the driver to kiss your ass when you finally walk away.
OHai15 12
lmao im going to start saying that... u made my day :)
albs93 1
This happened in jersey, or ny
bubo_fml 11
"That's right, Baby! I am #1!"
mariet_fml 23
I'm surprised that nearly everyone is on OP's side here. I guess it's because OP wasn't on a bicycle.
FMLCat2001 4
Uhh. Wtf? xD wow. Don't wave again. Chances are it might happen.
b_rad_fml 4
That's when you stop dead in your tracks and dare her to run you over!
Nemle22 4
Pedestrians have right of way. Drivers need to stop whining and get over it. Although I WILL say in the driver's defense...are you sure that from THEIR perspective the wave didn't look like a cocky boast? I mean, it's possible and would explain their reaction.