Today, I was walking across a pedestrian crossing and waved at the driver of the car who'd stopped, just to say thank you. She stuck her middle finger up at me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while crossing the street, I was honked at by a stopped car. I responded with a finger and a "Fuck you!" It was my boss who just wanted to say hi. FML
Today, I was driving to work when I was almost hit by a teenage driver. I gave her the finger and shouted "F*** you!" making sure that she heard me. I then saw my boss glaring at me from the passenger seat. FML
Today, while I was walking to class, I was hit by a car. The driver stopped to let me cross in front of her, started moving again, hit me, and then yelled at me, saying it was my fault for walking in front of her. FML
Today, I inadvertently gave passers by the middle finger as I tried to stop my glasses from sliding off my face. FML
Today, while driving to my girlfriend's house, I passed up a stop sign without stopping. A car passing by honked. I honked back several times and flipped them the finger. Turns out it was my girlfriend's dad trying to say hi. FML
Today, while I was driving, a pedestrian gesticulated wildly at me for being on my phone. I was just tucking my hair behind my ear. FML
Today, I was driving when a couple flipped the bird on me before cutting me off, so I flipped them off back. After they'd got away, another driver thought I'd actually been flipping him off and followed me into a parking lot. This guy was huge, and let’s just say he didn’t give me a chance to explain myself. FML
Today, my boss flipped me off in traffic on my way to work. FML
Today, I was walking through a crosswalk when a lady in a car looked at me with a horrified expression and then hit her door locks repeatedly. FML
Today, as I was walking to my car, I noticed a car with a tail light out. Trying to be a good citizen, I walked up to the driver's side door and said, "Excuse me…" The lady then maced me through the open window. FML
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Top comments
siickman 7
Pedestrians first. No one said drivers liked the rule.
Wheredidgrungego 12
What an odd way of saying "you're welcome!" She must be new in town.
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Comments (122)
worldclassrager 41
How rude...is all I can really say about that...FYL
SmelloJello 9
Maybe she thought you were being a jerk and put your hand up to tell her to stop.
mea_iloveskiing 26
Totally mr bean scene
beatlesgirl2u2 15
No one ever knows what movie I'm talking about!! best movie ever:)
Sinkhole 26
I think she said "Señora Perra" as in "Miss Bitch", not "Miss Dog".
beatlesgirl2u2 15
Someone has anger issues...
linkinpark98 24
Lucky she stopped, and didn't run you over. :P
br0ccoli 15
74-u got it right on the money. He was blind too.
LilKriminal 0
I still don't get why one finger can offend so many people
linkinpark98 24
It must have been awkward when the middle finger was used the first time... The person must have been like: *flips finger* "Um, what does that mean?" "I don't know...But it feels right."
taradeborde87 3
So, **** your life because someone flipped you off? I'm glad that's the worst thing that's happened to you, and I hope it stays that way! :)
Discombobulated9 12
Well, a bitch IS a female dog.