Today, I was walking across a pedestrian crossing and waved at the driver of the car who'd stopped, just to say thank you. She stuck her middle finger up at me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while crossing the street, I was honked at by a stopped car. I responded with a finger and a "Fuck you!" It was my boss who just wanted to say hi. FML
Today, I was driving to work when I was almost hit by a teenage driver. I gave her the finger and shouted "F*** you!" making sure that she heard me. I then saw my boss glaring at me from the passenger seat. FML
Today, while I was walking to class, I was hit by a car. The driver stopped to let me cross in front of her, started moving again, hit me, and then yelled at me, saying it was my fault for walking in front of her. FML
Today, I inadvertently gave passers by the middle finger as I tried to stop my glasses from sliding off my face. FML
Today, while driving to my girlfriend's house, I passed up a stop sign without stopping. A car passing by honked. I honked back several times and flipped them the finger. Turns out it was my girlfriend's dad trying to say hi. FML
Today, while I was driving, a pedestrian gesticulated wildly at me for being on my phone. I was just tucking my hair behind my ear. FML
Today, I was driving when a couple flipped the bird on me before cutting me off, so I flipped them off back. After they'd got away, another driver thought I'd actually been flipping him off and followed me into a parking lot. This guy was huge, and let’s just say he didn’t give me a chance to explain myself. FML
Today, my boss flipped me off in traffic on my way to work. FML
Today, I was walking through a crosswalk when a lady in a car looked at me with a horrified expression and then hit her door locks repeatedly. FML
Today, as I was walking to my car, I noticed a car with a tail light out. Trying to be a good citizen, I walked up to the driver's side door and said, "Excuse me…" The lady then maced me through the open window. FML
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siickman 7
Pedestrians first. No one said drivers liked the rule.
Wheredidgrungego 12
What an odd way of saying "you're welcome!" She must be new in town.
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Comments (122)
1094568 1
Americans....
BobbieH 19
FYL OP! You're being courteous and she was being a bitch. That's ok, you know your karma is good on this one!
Eiregal2 10
Well, seeing as I seemed to have got In to the way of telling little tales in comments here we go! Tomorrow I get my license, I am petrified of driving, not because of mad drivers or my own skill as a driver but because of pedestrians! Most of the people in my city (cork) are ******* high as a kite and just pretty much throw themselves on your car!! That's my first tale!! :-)
Eiregal2 10
Now for me as a pedestrian seeing cars. I am lucky enough that cork has some pretty decent drivers. I get into a panic if I have to cross a good bit of road when the timer is on the light, cause I walk slowly due to my limp and can not move fast or run. So whenever a driver has the heart to be patient for me I thank them with a wave and mouth "thank you" to them. Never had a bad experience ever
shawnaishere 14
Bet you were somewhere in the city. Well there's no showing love here and we are always cranky(yea including me) so don't even bother saying thank you
OHai15 12
Someone had a rough day, or woke up on the wrong side of the bed, had bowl of angry flakes..........okay she seems like a bitch. Memorize her license plate.
fuckmebutdontfml 16
she just wanted you to know she's in a cheery mood because she used and was going to use that finger again today on herself, if you know what I mean
Dizzy_Roar92 5
I walk a lot. And i dont flip people off unless they were being idiots n yelling out the window or something like that. But all n all im sorry that happened to u
hateevryone 15
ugh rude much?
brookedenardo 4
shes PMSing.