Today, I was walking across a pedestrian crossing and waved at the driver of the car who'd stopped, just to say thank you. She stuck her middle finger up at me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while crossing the street, I was honked at by a stopped car. I responded with a finger and a "Fuck you!" It was my boss who just wanted to say hi. FML
Today, I was driving to work when I was almost hit by a teenage driver. I gave her the finger and shouted "F*** you!" making sure that she heard me. I then saw my boss glaring at me from the passenger seat. FML
Today, while I was walking to class, I was hit by a car. The driver stopped to let me cross in front of her, started moving again, hit me, and then yelled at me, saying it was my fault for walking in front of her. FML
Today, I inadvertently gave passers by the middle finger as I tried to stop my glasses from sliding off my face. FML
Today, while driving to my girlfriend's house, I passed up a stop sign without stopping. A car passing by honked. I honked back several times and flipped them the finger. Turns out it was my girlfriend's dad trying to say hi. FML
Today, while I was driving, a pedestrian gesticulated wildly at me for being on my phone. I was just tucking my hair behind my ear. FML
Today, I was driving when a couple flipped the bird on me before cutting me off, so I flipped them off back. After they'd got away, another driver thought I'd actually been flipping him off and followed me into a parking lot. This guy was huge, and let’s just say he didn’t give me a chance to explain myself. FML
Today, my boss flipped me off in traffic on my way to work. FML
Today, I was walking through a crosswalk when a lady in a car looked at me with a horrified expression and then hit her door locks repeatedly. FML
Today, as I was walking to my car, I noticed a car with a tail light out. Trying to be a good citizen, I walked up to the driver's side door and said, "Excuse me…" The lady then maced me through the open window. FML
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Top comments
siickman 7
Pedestrians first. No one said drivers liked the rule.
Wheredidgrungego 12
What an odd way of saying "you're welcome!" She must be new in town.
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Comments (122)
Unlucky_Gun 0
Yeah when people aren't really letting you go and you wave at them they get mad lol
ClosetTroll 10
Most of the time, they sit in their cars letting pedestrians pass while trying to control their urges to run them over. A cheery smile and a 'thank you' is just what is needed to set them off. You are lucky you crossed.
tomtato 10
angsty pangsty, was her windscreen smashed by a bat?
brandon3747 16
At least she stopped and didn't run you over
groupleader 7
Doesn't matter, u were offered sex..
linkinpark98 24
I guess she drank some cold coffee.
KiddNYC1O 22
I would've "tripped" and fall on her hood.
Bryceps 4
Those old lady drivers! :P
hereinnc 12
What a jerk!! I'm sorry OP! Just ignore it some people are in a hurry no matter what. You were doing something nice don't let that driver's bad attitude deter you.
Marcella1016 32
"Miss Dog?" Surely you mean "Señora Puta"