Today, I was walking across a pedestrian crossing and waved at the driver of the car who'd stopped, just to say thank you. She stuck her middle finger up at me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while crossing the street, I was honked at by a stopped car. I responded with a finger and a "Fuck you!" It was my boss who just wanted to say hi. FML
Today, I was driving to work when I was almost hit by a teenage driver. I gave her the finger and shouted "F*** you!" making sure that she heard me. I then saw my boss glaring at me from the passenger seat. FML
Today, while I was walking to class, I was hit by a car. The driver stopped to let me cross in front of her, started moving again, hit me, and then yelled at me, saying it was my fault for walking in front of her. FML
Today, I inadvertently gave passers by the middle finger as I tried to stop my glasses from sliding off my face. FML
Today, while driving to my girlfriend's house, I passed up a stop sign without stopping. A car passing by honked. I honked back several times and flipped them the finger. Turns out it was my girlfriend's dad trying to say hi. FML
Today, while I was driving, a pedestrian gesticulated wildly at me for being on my phone. I was just tucking my hair behind my ear. FML
Today, I was driving when a couple flipped the bird on me before cutting me off, so I flipped them off back. After they'd got away, another driver thought I'd actually been flipping him off and followed me into a parking lot. This guy was huge, and let’s just say he didn’t give me a chance to explain myself. FML
Today, my boss flipped me off in traffic on my way to work. FML
Today, I was walking through a crosswalk when a lady in a car looked at me with a horrified expression and then hit her door locks repeatedly. FML
Today, as I was walking to my car, I noticed a car with a tail light out. Trying to be a good citizen, I walked up to the driver's side door and said, "Excuse me…" The lady then maced me through the open window. FML
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Top comments
siickman 7
Pedestrians first. No one said drivers liked the rule.
Wheredidgrungego 12
What an odd way of saying "you're welcome!" She must be new in town.
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Comments (122)
Donat96 20
Unfortunately, drivers like these tend to be the norm, rather than the exception. You're lucky the driver let you cross, at the very least.
evilplatypus 39
Where the hell do you live that that's the norm? In my area, drivers like that because it gives them a chance to text.
fernclogger 5
Haters gonna hate
abbyhoneywaffles 11
And potatoes gonna potate!
The_Hitdude 12
And masturbaters gonna **********! Too far?
SkoomaKi 28
And graters gonna grate! 85 - Too far? Not far enough my friend! Keep them coming.
OHai15 12
vaginas gonna vaginate?.......
abbyhoneywaffles 11
Ohhhh I was keeping it nice and G-rated. You dirty children!
br0ccoli 15
I definitely flipped a girl off before on my way to class. She was trying to go at a green light when a slow moving blind man was still in the process of crossing. She honked at him to move faster with his cane. How rude! I gave her a one finger salute in his defense. Ps: I thumbed u :)
SkoomaKi 28
She was probably riding the cotton pony. Don't worry about it OP.
Z03y 7
That is a new way of putting it :))
Eiregal2 10
Lol never heard that before!!
pexy_fml 16
Maybe the finger is a good thing in her world
SkoomaKi 28
68 - Women are from Venus, men are from mars.
hilary56 0
Yeah pedestrians first so she can **** off. Its more important if you get hit than for her car to get a little dent. Lol
mintstashinurtea 5
that's when u start tieing your shoe
THE_A_TEEN 28
What the **** is tieing?
alphamog13 3
My dad told me a story where when crossing a street, the lady in the car started inching forwards. He decided to bend down and tie his shoe. The lady got super pissed. As soon as he finished crossing, she sped off. And hit a car.
mariet_fml 23
So because your dad needed to get petty revenge on a stranger, another stranger had their personal property damaged. Very mature.
alphamog13 3
The woman should have been a more responsible driver.
Vulpes21 6
Ease off the 'roids 26, you need to chill.
THE_A_TEEN 28
What did #26 say?
granolabutt8 7
Aww, that's mean! It can be a pain in the ass to wait for pedestrians, but as long as they thank me for stopping then it doesn't bother me. It's the people who just gung-ho right into the street without even checking for cars who deserve to be flipped off. Once some ugly fat lady yelled "BITCH!" right into my window when I got pissed that she just waddled her fat ass into the street without even acknowledging that I was coming right up on her. I wanted to say something really nasty back, but unfortunately my mouth was full of Luna Bar. But yeah, I just want you to know, OP, that I appreciate your understanding! I would NEVER flip you off if you thanked me for letting you cross!
sat123 12
Spit some Luna Bar at her. Maybe she'll think it's poo!
SkoomaKi 28
47 - That has got to be the most stupid thing I have ever heard.
granolabutt8 7
Not only would she think I was mentally deranged for having poo in my mouth, she would also be under the impression that whoever's poo it was had very poor digestion. Thanks for the suggestion, though.