Today, I was bored and started touching myself watching TV. My mother walked into my bedroom with a phone in her hand and yelled, "Stop jacking off and talk to your grandmother." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was watching TV with my grandpa, and he stopped flipping channels on a movie with a hot naked chick getting oiled down. Suddenly the remote landed on my stomach as my mom and grandma walked in. They yelled at me for being a pervert, while my grandpa sat and chuckled. FML
Today, I was touching myself in my room. Just as I hit the climax, my mom walked in because she heard me making noises and thought I was having a nightmare. FML
Today, my mother caught me masturbating. Trying to defuse the awkward tension, I said "Oh, I was just thinking about you!" Not a good idea. FML
Today, I was watching TV with my grandma. She was looking for the remote, blindly trying to put her hand into the sofa. Instead, she shoved her hand down the back of my pants. FML
Today, my soon-to-be mother-in-law walked in on me masturbating, in my own house. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me jerking it in her bathroom. I'm a 40 year-old man and she's 68. FML
Today, I walked in on my mother rubbing one out. For the third time. I then had to explain to her, also for the third time, why pleasuring herself in the living room is inappropriate. FML
Today, I was in my room with the door locked and my mom knocked on the door. I said "don't come in, i'm naked!" She said "That's okay!" so she unlocked the door and walked in. I was masturbating. FML
Today, I was really horny after some dirty texts from my boyfriend. Since everyone seemed to be sleeping, I closed my eyes and started to touch myself. I was really close to climaxing when I opened my eyes and made eye contact with my mother staring at me as I was masturbating. FML
Today, I was masturbating in my bedroom, when suddenly, my mom opened the door and walked in with guests. I didn't react quick enough. FML
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blondie1208 17
so how did the conversation with grandma go?
ZebulonPike 8
Owned!
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Comments (206)
kphippie 0
Dic move mum
Gregabob00 0
Better than "please continue and talk to your grandmother."
Okayitwasme 0
YDI. Should have heard her yacking on the phone or walking to your room.
LikeA_PandaBear 4
At first I said you life sucked then I said why the **** didn't you lock the door? So yea u deserved it lmao xD
chris3113 7
I bet that was a wonderful convo with g-ma
bubo_fml 11
Fapping & Grandmother in the same sentence is definitely unconventional...
rachbat00 0
I agree with #3
BD_Swingin 0
Turn my tv on and stick my hand in my pants...
ggdawg24 0
Let's hope grandma has a good sense of humor
lions214 6
You could have just kept going and still talked to your grandma. hahaha. Just kidding. You would be a real twisted soul if you did that. That wouldn't even be funny sir.