Today, while parking, I accidentally hit my landlord's daughter's brand new car. I made a huge dent in the side door. I thought nobody was home, so I quickly went to my room. Turns out they were having a barbecue outside and saw the whole thing. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I tried to back my car into my parking space while some of my neighbors were out by their cars. I accidentally rammed into the retaining wall behind my spot. I was hoping the neighbors didn't notice the huge crunching sound, but they did. FML
Today, I was stoked to show my new car to my friends that I pulled into the parking lot a bit too fast, attempting to look cool. I accidentally hit the curb and ended up scratching the entire front bumper on a trash can that I didn't see. Now I have a busted up bumper, and my friends will probably never let me forget it. FML
Today, I came home to find a car parked in my assigned space. Pissed off, I left a note on the car's windshield saying, "Hey Assface, thanks for parking in my spot. I spat on your door handle." It turns out it was my girlfriend's parent's car. They took us out to dinner. FML
Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML
Today, I met my new neighbors when they backed into my parked car. FML
Today, I was at my friend's house. It was dark and downpouring so I couldn't see as I was backing out of his driveway. I made it out, but then my phone went off, scaring me, and I accidentally hit the gas pedal, hitting his neighbor's parked car. Turns out he called to warn me to watch out for it. FML
Today, after I arrived at work, somebody crashed into my parked car and left a big dent. The impact pushed my car up onto the curb and I got a parking ticket. FML
Today, my car insurance called about "the car I hit" on Monday night. Monday, I'd gone to the girl I’ve been seeing for a month's house for chicken parm and to meet her parents. I parked on the street. Her dad ran into the back of my car, leaving a dent. I never got the chicken parm either. FML
Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML
Today, I had my first car crash. I ran into a parked car and the owner saw it happen. I then accidentally opened my door straight into her car as well when I went to give her my information. FML
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DocBastard 40
You, ma'am, are exactly what's wrong with society. Walking away from your responsibility is what's directly contributing to the downfall of humankind. Well, that and Jersey Shore.
Pslcybn5 7
Lol OP that's a felony to hit and run haha!
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Comments (95)
pishywishy 9
If you do get kicked out, you deserve it for not properly owning up to what you did. It's disappointing that many lack accountability for their actions nowadays.
chels1994 11
should have looked twice
Torrej753 0
hit and run classic
trippons 9
Don't they teach you to look and pay attention to what you are doing before they give you a license?
ZXDriver 0
That's a sure-fire way to get your ass kicked. Man up.
theressarina 2
YLS, and your rent just went up...good luck.
kareltje 17
Are you from the same family as that guy who found an iPhone, didn't return it, and got busted with the phone ringing in his pocket and the owner standing nearby? Some people are just such unbelievably stupid idiots...
Cmdr_Shepard 17
Grow up and take responsibility for your actions. YDI
Cynical_in_SK 6
So you turned an accident into a hit and run criminal offense?! I hope they press charges AND kick your ass out on the street...you deserve it!!!
Peach3 1
YDI for not 'fessing up!