Today, while parking, I accidentally hit my landlord's daughter's brand new car. I made a huge dent in the side door. I thought nobody was home, so I quickly went to my room. Turns out they were having a barbecue outside and saw the whole thing. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I tried to back my car into my parking space while some of my neighbors were out by their cars. I accidentally rammed into the retaining wall behind my spot. I was hoping the neighbors didn't notice the huge crunching sound, but they did. FML
Today, I was stoked to show my new car to my friends that I pulled into the parking lot a bit too fast, attempting to look cool. I accidentally hit the curb and ended up scratching the entire front bumper on a trash can that I didn't see. Now I have a busted up bumper, and my friends will probably never let me forget it. FML
Today, I came home to find a car parked in my assigned space. Pissed off, I left a note on the car's windshield saying, "Hey Assface, thanks for parking in my spot. I spat on your door handle." It turns out it was my girlfriend's parent's car. They took us out to dinner. FML
Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML
Today, I met my new neighbors when they backed into my parked car. FML
Today, I was at my friend's house. It was dark and downpouring so I couldn't see as I was backing out of his driveway. I made it out, but then my phone went off, scaring me, and I accidentally hit the gas pedal, hitting his neighbor's parked car. Turns out he called to warn me to watch out for it. FML
Today, after I arrived at work, somebody crashed into my parked car and left a big dent. The impact pushed my car up onto the curb and I got a parking ticket. FML
Today, my car insurance called about "the car I hit" on Monday night. Monday, I'd gone to the girl I’ve been seeing for a month's house for chicken parm and to meet her parents. I parked on the street. Her dad ran into the back of my car, leaving a dent. I never got the chicken parm either. FML
Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML
Today, I had my first car crash. I ran into a parked car and the owner saw it happen. I then accidentally opened my door straight into her car as well when I went to give her my information. FML
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DocBastard 40
You, ma'am, are exactly what's wrong with society. Walking away from your responsibility is what's directly contributing to the downfall of humankind. Well, that and Jersey Shore.
Pslcybn5 7
Lol OP that's a felony to hit and run haha!
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DocBastard 40
You, ma'am, are exactly what's wrong with society. Walking away from your responsibility is what's directly contributing to the downfall of humankind. Well, that and Jersey Shore.
stacianichole 2
No, he's right. Jersey Shore is, in fact, largely contributing to the downfall of humanity.
iknowimawesome 13
16- are you ACTUALLY defending Jersey Shore? What has the world become?!
mbrooks5110 0
Dishonesty never pays.
Daralea 21
Tell that to some politicians.
dyble95 0
More like news people. They always seem to get just one side of the story and then twist it.
weepingangel_fml 7
You're the reason every female driver has to put up with all this crap!!
trippons 9
I knew I was a good driver.....damn stereotypes!!!
1JDub 6
Act like it was your evil twin who borrowed your car...
robertlovespi 3
You deserve everything that is coming to you. I hope they sue you, kick you out and lay charges against you. I've had my car hit before in a parking lot and the person just left. Assholes like you don't even deserve to live around the rest of us honest people.
robertlovespi 3
Also, who the hell is having a BBQ outside in Canada right now? It's snowing in the east and it's just plain frickin cold in the west.
TalkinSmack 6
It's not cold in the west. We bbq'd last night
robertlovespi 3
Well I don't know where you live but its cold in Alberta.
Okayitwasme 0
I live in GPAlberta, and it doesn't matter what time of year. As long as it isn't windy, Or a blizzard. (of course we have a very nice BBQ set up)
3RR0R404 0
These are not the Droids you are looking for ...
stuart169 3
^WIN
leadman1989 16
You should have left an unreadable note so at least it LOOKED like you did the right thing! (or drawn a penis) it's called plausible deniability.
tst4788 0
You are an idiot. You are lucky that you neighbor didn't beat the crap out of you.
THEBlade_fml 1
It was his/her/douchebag's landlord.
jeffw1123 4
why didnt you tell them you went to look for your insurance card cause you couldnt find it in your car