Today, while parking, I accidentally hit my landlord's daughter's brand new car. I made a huge dent in the side door. I thought nobody was home, so I quickly went to my room. Turns out they were having a barbecue outside and saw the whole thing. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tried to back my car into my parking space while some of my neighbors were out by their cars. I accidentally rammed into the retaining wall behind my spot. I was hoping the neighbors didn't notice the huge crunching sound, but they did. FML
Today, I was stoked to show my new car to my friends that I pulled into the parking lot a bit too fast, attempting to look cool. I accidentally hit the curb and ended up scratching the entire front bumper on a trash can that I didn't see. Now I have a busted up bumper, and my friends will probably never let me forget it. FML
Today, I came home to find a car parked in my assigned space. Pissed off, I left a note on the car's windshield saying, "Hey Assface, thanks for parking in my spot. I spat on your door handle." It turns out it was my girlfriend's parent's car. They took us out to dinner. FML
Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML
Today, I met my new neighbors when they backed into my parked car. FML
Today, I was at my friend's house. It was dark and downpouring so I couldn't see as I was backing out of his driveway. I made it out, but then my phone went off, scaring me, and I accidentally hit the gas pedal, hitting his neighbor's parked car. Turns out he called to warn me to watch out for it. FML
Today, after I arrived at work, somebody crashed into my parked car and left a big dent. The impact pushed my car up onto the curb and I got a parking ticket. FML
Today, my car insurance called about "the car I hit" on Monday night. Monday, I'd gone to the girl I’ve been seeing for a month's house for chicken parm and to meet her parents. I parked on the street. Her dad ran into the back of my car, leaving a dent. I never got the chicken parm either. FML
Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML
Today, I had my first car crash. I ran into a parked car and the owner saw it happen. I then accidentally opened my door straight into her car as well when I went to give her my information. FML
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DocBastard 40
You, ma'am, are exactly what's wrong with society. Walking away from your responsibility is what's directly contributing to the downfall of humankind. Well, that and Jersey Shore.
Pslcybn5 7
Lol OP that's a felony to hit and run haha!
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mattorama 15
Leaving the scene is a month license suspension plus fine here.
KiddNYC1O 22
I parked my car during the snow storm Saturday with snow covering my mirrors without touching anything including the curb. You need good sense of space for that.
Ikickmidgets 11
you're an ass. I hope they burn you for this. people like you shouldn't be allowed to drive. douche bag
KiddNYC1O 22
Too soon.
stuart169 3
She's an ass? Dude, your name is 'Ikickmidgets' wow, you are a terrible person.
rfeliz 0
u should get arrested for hit and run, trying to hide ur crime is so dumb
AmethystRain 20
YDI for being a douche. You could have just fessed up like an adult.
Duoceros 22
OP you deserve everything that's coming to you. That is such a douchtastic move to hit your neighbors car and then slink off thinking no one noticed. When a friend of my husband's drove off from our house one night in a black out [we had no idea he was drunk] and clipped my neighbors car I made damn sure he came back the next day and gave them his insurance info.
cinamonkoko 15
did u not see the barbeque?
j3r3zana16 7
NO. i was to busy freaking out..And it was sorta dark outside. I realized they were having a barbecue when I was coming in.
Rainbow_dumpster 28
Oh... Well you ******* deserved it, OP. Never leave the scene of an accident. Panicking or not, don't even leave.
TheNewGuy03 29
52, you should have been busy getting ****** the **** up. |the kid|
kin3463 4
Its the wrong thing to do to not tell them anyway. And who else were they going to think did it???
rainbowbigbird 7
Change your name and move to Mexico. They will never find you.
Bently24 6
Sure " accidentally" your ass is going to need to find a new home