Today, it was my wedding. Every good wedding has slutty wedding sex, and I thought it would be over after my cousin and his girlfriend were caught in the parking lot. I was wrong, the sluttiest wedding sex goes to my drunk husband and my sister in the coat room. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to my fiance's cousin's wedding with him. I got drunk and danced like a stripper in front of his entire extended family, who I'd just met that day. FML
Today, my fiancé got drunk at our wedding reception and announced to his and my family what we do in bed. And it was pretty detailed. FML
Today, I found my two best friends making out with each other. Not a big deal, right? Wrong. Today was my wedding day. One of the friends was my maid of honor, the other was my groom. FML
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
Today, I caught my soon to be husband screwing our wedding planner. FML
Today, as I kissed my husband after our wedding vows, my mother-in-law muttered "Slut." loudly from the front row. Everyone heard her, but kept smiling and pretended to be oblivious. FML
Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter and came out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML
Today, it was my wedding, and I live in a country that doesn't take premarital sex lightly. My wife chose the last girl I slept with to be her main bridesmaid. She doesn't know. FML
Today, I gave a toast at my close friend's wedding. The bride's little cousin snuck up behind me and unzipped my dress. As I ended my speech with, "To a night we will never forget!", my dress fell all the way down. I was quick. People's phones were quicker. Well, they won't forget my undies. FML
Today, I found out the best man at my wedding was banging my wife after years of being married. My best man was my brother. FML
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audreyfml1994 15
It's not too late to get it annulled.
Welshite 40
This story ended much differently than how I thought it would. You don't have to stay with someone who will disrespect you like that.
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Comments (221)
LennyComa 39
Lorena Bobbitt has a way to deal with the Soon-To-Be-Ex-Husband. As for the Sister I suggest a vicious Poster campaign, in Supermarket's, in Salons, Buy space on Billboards with her picture and an explanation of what she did.
Iniezian 18
While I agree that the guy is a dick, these kinds of comments disgust me. What if it was the other way around and someone suggesting that the husband kick his cheating wife's ass or mutilate her? What would be the reaction then? Screw these double standards.
BrotherPhil 35
Doing it is (obviously) Not A Good Thing (tm). Thinking about doing it, on the other hand can bring almost as much satisfaction without the whole "inflicting a major and possibly life threatening injury" thing.
marinewife01 16
Oh sweet heart. I'm so sorry.
Shorty777 4
Annulment.
chabelo 10
now ex husband and ex sister right?
NeonCookies89 13
'ex husband'
kemando 22
Do you at least look alike...?
judea95 16
Seriously how can someone deserve this?
cappellaaa 23
OMG!
crudeandrudeguy 29
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Mr and grace- How about we just say that you're both wrong... It'll be funner that way
queeennnale 18
Oh my god, I'm so sorry OP get it annulled immediately!