Today, it was my wedding, and I live in a country that doesn't take premarital sex lightly. My wife chose the last girl I slept with to be her main bridesmaid. She doesn't know. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
Today, my fiancée got married. I did not. FML
Today, my fiancée called off our wedding, because she found out I had sex with another woman. Three years before we even met. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancé has been lying about where she lives to avoid me. I think she's also sleeping with who was supposed to be the best man at our wedding. FML
Today, my fiancé got drunk at our wedding reception and announced to his and my family what we do in bed. And it was pretty detailed. FML
Today, I took my new boyfriend to my step-sister's wedding. He knew more people there than I did, including 3 bridesmaids he used to sleep with. FML
Today, I found out my fiancé has been sexting my friend for about a month. I've already paid for our wedding, which was supposed to be next week. FML
Today, I caught my soon to be husband screwing our wedding planner. FML
Today, I found out that my now-ex slept with his not-so-ex the day before our wedding. FML
Today, my fiancée decided to go on a "vacation." Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
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Top comments
Brightside86 31
Yeah, she knows.
RichardPencil 32
She doesn't know she's going to be a bridesmaid? Don't keep that secret! She needs ample time to buy the ugly dress.
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Comments (7)
Brightside86 31
Yeah, she knows.
Wadlaen 24
Well, then you got something to talk about during the wedding night...
RichardPencil 32
She doesn't know she's going to be a bridesmaid? Don't keep that secret! She needs ample time to buy the ugly dress.
poeserpursche 11
Well, it's not premarital sex if you don't marry her.
Michael Wood_279567485 8
Look, I'm not here to judge anyone ... I personally don't have issues with what or who you've done in the past. That said, you're aware of the people around you and how they feel on certain topics, so presumably this was a foreseeable outcome. I don't feel like anyone's done anything wrong here, but no empathy either, this will just be a grin and bear it situation and then put it behind you and move forward with your marriage
Lucky O'Guin 18
Actually, we're all here to judge people, that's why there are two options.
Lizzi Barlow 7
So let me get this straight. Premarital sex is frowned upon in your area. Despite this, you ended up sleeping with someone, likely multiple someones. Now, your soon to be wife has inadvertently chosen the last girl you has sex with to be her main bridesmaid but she doesn't know that you slept around? That seems like a real big can of worms that probably should have been addressed prior to getting married but you do you. 🤷♀️
And1 12
She knows!!!