Today, it was my wedding. Every good wedding has slutty wedding sex, and I thought it would be over after my cousin and his girlfriend were caught in the parking lot. I was wrong, the sluttiest wedding sex goes to my drunk husband and my sister in the coat room. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to my fiance's cousin's wedding with him. I got drunk and danced like a stripper in front of his entire extended family, who I'd just met that day. FML
Today, my fiancé got drunk at our wedding reception and announced to his and my family what we do in bed. And it was pretty detailed. FML
Today, I found my two best friends making out with each other. Not a big deal, right? Wrong. Today was my wedding day. One of the friends was my maid of honor, the other was my groom. FML
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
Today, I caught my soon to be husband screwing our wedding planner. FML
Today, as I kissed my husband after our wedding vows, my mother-in-law muttered "Slut." loudly from the front row. Everyone heard her, but kept smiling and pretended to be oblivious. FML
Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter and came out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML
Today, it was my wedding, and I live in a country that doesn't take premarital sex lightly. My wife chose the last girl I slept with to be her main bridesmaid. She doesn't know. FML
Today, I gave a toast at my close friend's wedding. The bride's little cousin snuck up behind me and unzipped my dress. As I ended my speech with, "To a night we will never forget!", my dress fell all the way down. I was quick. People's phones were quicker. Well, they won't forget my undies. FML
Today, I found out the best man at my wedding was banging my wife after years of being married. My best man was my brother. FML
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audreyfml1994 15
It's not too late to get it annulled.
Welshite 40
This story ended much differently than how I thought it would. You don't have to stay with someone who will disrespect you like that.
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Comments (221)
vintageemerald 10
That's whoreable O.P!
iiTzNeeNerz 26
Hang them.
bikramkohli 11
Thank you, #5. 'cause mostly everyone is blaming the hubby. The sister played an equal role in ruining OP's marriage.
inolongercare 19
That really sucks OP... Annul it husband and never talk to your sister! That is sooooo rude. Hopefully you are not that close with your sister!
EpicSquishii 21
Lol. Rude.
migmit 11
Are you and your sister twins by any chance?
UnicornFarts 15
Twins or not only one was wearing a wedding dress. So it is safe to say that it is pretty easy for the groom to tell the sisters apart.
worldclassrager 41
Key word here is drunk...but still that didn't pan out correctly...
Raesin 21
Being drunk doesn't give you an excuse to do whatever you want. Those people that do shit they know they shouldn't and then claim they couldn't help it or can't remember it because 'I was drunk!' are some of the worst people imo. Yes you can remember it and yes you could help it.
xH4llucin4teDx 9
You clearly have never been drunk out of your mind before...
ksks1234 33
#100--when I was younger and stupid, I would get drunk out of my mind all of the time. I did a lot of stupid things, but I knew what I was doing. That is a terrible excuse to use. The groom and sister both knew what they were doing.
Metallica36176 16
People who use that excuse is weak and cannot stand confrontations that they cause. It is a crutch. He is an ADULT and has responsibilities. Either way its both his and her sisters fault. Doesn't matter how drunk you got, you shouldnt have been drinking in the first place. Sometimes I kinda question the YDI FMLs for kids who get drunk, that's part of learning and growing but this man was at his wedding and is an adult. No excuse.
Magicomoo 9
We all know our limits with drinking. He made the choice to drink, and then made another to get ****** from it. They key word choice. Also, hate to say this it probably happened before. I have feels for you OP. Getting cheat on hurts, but at your wedding and by your sister. I honestly hope you meet someone and your ex-husband (I hope) didnt screw you up to much. :-( be strong.
papasik 6
if you are identical twins chances are your husband believed he was shagging you all along... or worse, he intended to marry her but married you by mistake. Sell your story to Disney, it will make a great family mystery movie.
VioletSkies 21
Identical twins is no excuse since only one would be in the wedding dress
papasik 6
it is not always the case the bride wears a white dress all the time or even at all
Metallica36176 16
If it was traditional, the only person that shouldve been wearing a white dress was the bride. If her sister DID wear a white dress also that is VERY disrespectful. There is still no excuse for this man or that ***** of a sister. And I would actually like to see how Disney makes songs for this movie xD
stanjohnson 11
It would make a better porno.
sadgirl1001 4
To everyone asking if the OP and sister are twins -> you can tell them apart by the fact that the OP is the one WEARING A WEDDING DRESS.
Schiffy 18
Well, he was intoxicated.
Metallica36176 16
#134 - That's not an excuse. Even if he did get so drunk he couldn't tell them apart, its still his fault for even drinking. I understand celebrating but getting drunk off your ass tells me its like he didn't want to get married or he's just an asshole. Oops wait...nope he's still an asshole either way xD
BrotherPhil 35
Some brides get changed for the reception.
jonha21 11
Wauw That Shit Must have Been Horrible Wauw Laugfhin All the Way from the Netherlands XD No For Reall I Feel Sorry for you but its still funny XD
jelly713 19
You're an asshole. It's not even funny.
nix1993 41
Annul on the grounds of adultery and (hopefully) non-consummation. The get him and your awful awful sister out of your life.