Today, it was my wedding. Every good wedding has slutty wedding sex, and I thought it would be over after my cousin and his girlfriend were caught in the parking lot. I was wrong, the sluttiest wedding sex goes to my drunk husband and my sister in the coat room. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to my fiance's cousin's wedding with him. I got drunk and danced like a stripper in front of his entire extended family, who I'd just met that day. FML
Today, my fiancé got drunk at our wedding reception and announced to his and my family what we do in bed. And it was pretty detailed. FML
Today, I found my two best friends making out with each other. Not a big deal, right? Wrong. Today was my wedding day. One of the friends was my maid of honor, the other was my groom. FML
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
Today, I caught my soon to be husband screwing our wedding planner. FML
Today, as I kissed my husband after our wedding vows, my mother-in-law muttered "Slut." loudly from the front row. Everyone heard her, but kept smiling and pretended to be oblivious. FML
Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter and came out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML
Today, it was my wedding, and I live in a country that doesn't take premarital sex lightly. My wife chose the last girl I slept with to be her main bridesmaid. She doesn't know. FML
Today, I gave a toast at my close friend's wedding. The bride's little cousin snuck up behind me and unzipped my dress. As I ended my speech with, "To a night we will never forget!", my dress fell all the way down. I was quick. People's phones were quicker. Well, they won't forget my undies. FML
Today, I found out the best man at my wedding was banging my wife after years of being married. My best man was my brother. FML
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audreyfml1994 15
It's not too late to get it annulled.
Welshite 40
This story ended much differently than how I thought it would. You don't have to stay with someone who will disrespect you like that.
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Comments (221)
Zebediabolical 45
Are you identical twins? That's about the only way I can see this being any sort of accident. So unless you did something to bring that kind of payback on yourself to one or both of them, FYL OP.
svalaedgren 18
You don't deserve that, especially not on your special day. Leave him.
OnyxChronic 9
Thankfully the separation will be cheap for you!
MrConcise 35
Why do I care if my comments are buried? I raised a lot of legitimate points, that's all that matters to me. It's just a debate. There were no personal insults thrown, so how was it taken too seriously? I like how you can't go against any popular opinion on the internet without being seen as angry or ignorant.
jonha21 11
Talking About Some Jerry Springer Shit
djxerxes9000 18
To break an oath is bad but to be bound by blood and betray, well thats some Game of Thrones shit.
djxerxes9000 18
Now this may sound slightly harsh but man your sister is a ****
MayMars 4
I don't believe in drunk excuses. So, now putting that aside. Burn those assholes down.
danilovesgave 6
marriage over.
Vickyh46 8
Jesus, I'd want to strangle them both. I'm so freaking sorry. You deserve way better, both for a husband and a sister.