Today, I was on the phone with an Apple advisor, who helped me back up data to my computer using remote assistance. As we did, every file transferred showed up with a real-time preview. All of a sudden, the nude selfies I forgot about rolled in. He immediately shouted, “OH WOW.” It wasn’t a good “wow” either. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found a topless photo of my mother on my phone. Thanks, iCloud. FML
Today, while sharing my screen with our tech guy at work, I forgot he was there and opened Facetime to pick a zit on my chin. After going in for the squeeze, I horrifyingly remembered he could see everything and quickly closed it. After a few seconds, he said, "Did you get it?" FML
Today, I was showing my boss a picture on my phone. I didn’t expect her to take my phone from my hand and continue to flip through photos. I anxiously motioned for her to give my phone back, only to realize she had already swiped to my nude picture. FML
Today, I had a conference call with a client. I was feeling confident and had been preparing all morning. Right in the middle of my presentation, I hit the wrong button, and my webcam feed turned into a close-up of my face, which had a giant zit right in the middle of my forehead. The client didn’t say anything, but I could see their eyes glued to it. FML
Today, I had to take a photo of my asshole after I sat on a rusty nail, causing considerable pain. Thankfully, no major damage was done. Unfortunately, the photo synced up to my mum's iPad, since it's linked to my Apple ID. FML
Today, I called my cell phone tech support to help with my Samsung device. They sent me contact info for Apple support. FML
Today, I was at the Apple Store taking random pictures of myself. I took one with a really stupid face. This girl passes by and says, "Wow, that's a cool effect! You look just like an alien!" I wasn't using any effects. It was a regular picture. FML
Today, at the Apple Store, the crew, security, manager, technician, and fellow customers alike, never bothered covering up to laugh at me when I went there to have my phone fixed. Someone somehow hacked my iPhone, and when I use the Face ID, it makes a bloodcurdling scream of fear in full volume, then shuts down. FML
Today, I woke up to find out that my phone, which contained all of my pictures and videos from the past year, had completely crashed. Despite trying everything, I couldn't recover any of the data, even from the cloud backup. All those memories, gone forever. FML
Today, I asked my mom to help my daughter with Zoom school while I handled an emergency. When I got back, I found out my mom went through my laptop containing all my documents, my emails and even the journal my therapist suggested I keep. She says she was looking for a Zoom link. Yeah right. FML
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Yair Peke 4
am tech service, people often forget whatever they are running on the background so more than once I was welcomed to a computer with ****, nudes or just weird shit. we are not here to judge you, just to help. as long as it's not illegal like cp or anything of that sort
bleachedraven 14
😱 lmao, that would be embarrassing, but being that it's a customer service rep, I wouldn't dwell on the awkwardness too long.
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cuz803 46
LMAOOO!! that's tough!
Bogrbon 27
That is super awkward for him I imagine. At least it wasn’t anything illegal, but let’s be honest there are situations where it’s just awkward more than titillating to get a bunch of nudes thrown in your face. For him it’s likely the equivalent of getting an unsolicited dick pick. Definitely not appealing.
bleachedraven 14
😱 lmao, that would be embarrassing, but being that it's a customer service rep, I wouldn't dwell on the awkwardness too long.
Brightside86 31
Well being a professional it would be even more inappropriate for him to impressed and complimentary....wow this pic is amazing.
Yair Peke 4
am tech service, people often forget whatever they are running on the background so more than once I was welcomed to a computer with ****, nudes or just weird shit. we are not here to judge you, just to help. as long as it's not illegal like cp or anything of that sort