Today, I went to see a musical that some school friends had put on. At some point in the show, the main character kicked her leg up in the air, and her high heel flew off of her foot and into the audience. The shoe hit me square in the face. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was in a play and had a battle scene. I got a little too into it and wound up twisting my ankle. The audience was treated to me screaming like a little girl before face-planting the stage a moment later. FML
Today, I was stage-managing a school show. Some kids were goofing off backstage, so I yelled at them that they could hurt themselves. While walking back to my chair, I tripped over my own feet and fell 5 feet off the stage, shattering my cheekbone. FML
Today, we had my school musical. The girls have to wear long skirts. I had a thong on, and while we were dancing the guy behind me stepped on my skirt. It fell to my ankles... the whole audience saw my ass. FML
Today, I tried to open a door with a dramatic kick, like in the movies. The door didn’t budge, but my shoe flew off and hit me in the face. FML
Today, my school put on a musical. I was one of the leads, and in the middle of my solo, I got a huge nosebleed. A little girl in the front row screamed. FML
Today, I performed a piano piece at a school play. Everything went well until I got up and accidentally smashed my shin against one of the piano legs. Before I could bite my tongue, I'd already yelled "Fucking hell!" in front of about 50 second graders. FML
Today, I was waiting for the train. It arrived, I got on and the woman behind me stepped on the back of my shoe. My shoe came flying off and landed in the gutter between the train and the platform. The doors closed, the train pulled away. FML
Today, during dress rehearsal before the show, I came in with crutches pretending I broke my leg as a joke. I then threw away the crutches, laughed and then fell down some stairs. I am now in crutches with a broken leg. I was the lead. FML
Today, I was performing for a fairly large crowd with my band. I decided it would look cool to stand on one of the speakers and sing from there. It did look pretty cool for a bit until I tried to step off and fell face-first on the floor mid-song. FML
Today, while in my drama class, my character in a play has to quickly jump up out from his desk. Somehow, my shirt got caught on the desk, ripping it almost completely off in front of a live audience. FML
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tsent8 15
Looks like you got the boot.
TheMathMajor 26
Boom, headshot.
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Comments (75)
tsent8 15
Looks like you got the boot.
CCSA 12
It would have been a great gift if OP happened to be that kid of fetish... Just saying
AbstraktThoughts 13
Now you know how Manny Pacquiao feels haha
Pretty_reckless_fml 18
Poor OP, heel be pretty pissed off about that :L! Sorry OP, shoe must have a huge bruise now :(
ropeandneck 7
why all those thumbdowns ? if you read that with a british accent that's adorable ! :) girls that make puns and jokes with a cute accent are one of the many reasons why england seems a nice place to travel to x) pm me, next summer I need someone who can tell me where are the great places to have a beer in england 0_0
tsent8 15
If your going over there for alchohol save your money and go to Ireland.
ropeandneck 7
nah, wanna go to england to visit :) but still, I need to know where I can take a sip
TweetAnne 13
At least no one broke a leg.
irishpassion16 6
Did you give it back?
4ugu4 7
I hate when people ask questions like this.
TheMathMajor 26
Boom, headshot.
X_Codes 11
Never go to a live performance without first considering the possibility that audience participation will be required at some point during the show!
gc327072 31
Marksman Bonus: 126
eddeeezzyy 19
This reminds me of that South Park episode where Butters does tap dancing, and his shoe flies off, hits the lights above the audience, and crushes a whole bunch of people.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
It's like Final Destination, but quicker and somehow more gory. And no one escaped. NO ONE.
Voldy_fml 16
That would've been funny to watch.. embarrassing for you, though, OP!
pdp_fml 21
Did the audience laugh? That is too bad. I had a shoe thrown at me on purpose before. It hurts and my eye had double vision for a few minutes.
chocolateisyum 12
Aww, I hope your okay! :(
annie_nk 23
*you're
SApprentice 34
There's no need to correct 11 over that, they weren't being a dick or anything.
chocolateisyum 12
16: Sorry! I'm not very good at grammar and spelling. 27: Thank you :)
andiewithlove 21
At very least 11/31 is honest.......just look at their username! Pure truth.
YoungMisfit 9
Bonus points for headshot?
pradip 26
You have a awkward souvenir to keep.