Today, it was my wedding. Every good wedding has slutty wedding sex, and I thought it would be over after my cousin and his girlfriend were caught in the parking lot. I was wrong, the sluttiest wedding sex goes to my drunk husband and my sister in the coat room. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to my fiance's cousin's wedding with him. I got drunk and danced like a stripper in front of his entire extended family, who I'd just met that day. FML
Today, my fiancé got drunk at our wedding reception and announced to his and my family what we do in bed. And it was pretty detailed. FML
Today, I found my two best friends making out with each other. Not a big deal, right? Wrong. Today was my wedding day. One of the friends was my maid of honor, the other was my groom. FML
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
Today, I caught my soon to be husband screwing our wedding planner. FML
Today, as I kissed my husband after our wedding vows, my mother-in-law muttered "Slut." loudly from the front row. Everyone heard her, but kept smiling and pretended to be oblivious. FML
Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter and came out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML
Today, it was my wedding, and I live in a country that doesn't take premarital sex lightly. My wife chose the last girl I slept with to be her main bridesmaid. She doesn't know. FML
Today, I gave a toast at my close friend's wedding. The bride's little cousin snuck up behind me and unzipped my dress. As I ended my speech with, "To a night we will never forget!", my dress fell all the way down. I was quick. People's phones were quicker. Well, they won't forget my undies. FML
Today, I found out the best man at my wedding was banging my wife after years of being married. My best man was my brother. FML
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audreyfml1994 15
It's not too late to get it annulled.
Welshite 40
This story ended much differently than how I thought it would. You don't have to stay with someone who will disrespect you like that.
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Comments (221)
sig4life 18
Time to get annulled. This probably wasn't the first and won't be the last. Ohh and slap that bitch into next year. You'll feel. Whole lot better.
gracehi 33
I disagree. The offense of both parties is equally bad, however what the sister did will likely have a greater impact on OP's life. OP can always get a new husband, but she can't get a new sister. And, provided they don't have children, she can just cut her husband out of her life and have nothing more to do with him. Not so with her sister. OP and her sister will have to interact throughout their lives, and when they do OP will always be reminded of the betrayal that her sister committed. And this will also likely have a terrible impact on the rest of the family. It's a lot easier to get over the betrayal of a lover than it is to get over the betrayal of a sibling.
spunkylady 24
On your wedding day!!!!! I'd be punching some bitches
INDYSTRUCTABLE 43
end it now, no point in waiting any longer. that's unforgivable & your sister is a bitch!
andiboo 12
Even if he was drunk he shouldn't have wanted to do that if he really loved you.. Being drunk doesn't mean you're not to blame for the choices you make, I guess he probably would've done that eventually any way. You deserve someone a lot better than that, nobody deserves to be stuck with that..
MrConcise 35
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I disagree entirely. Nobody is forcing family involvement. Nobody is forcing you to like, have feelings for, or trust them. If you do, good for you. To be married to someone and to make a commitment to them is much more serious than just being family.
jem970 19
Never talk to that bitch again and end that marriage! And then beat the shit out of both of them!
candacekmp 14
Holy shit sorry OP
bookworm08 16
they always say alcohol is the harshest truth serum...
silencebabyy 23
wow what a douchebag husband. the day you got married he goes and cheats. a drunk mans words are a sober mans thoughts. and your sister is the worst.