Today, my daughter asked for a dollar to buy ice cream from the ice cream truck while I was on my computer working. Out of my wallet she took a fifty dollar bill. The ice cream man got a big tip before driving off. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went over to get some ice cream. I found a rare parking spot in front of the store, and even had change in my pocket. After feeding the meter, A lady comes up to me and tells me that the meter was free after 8 o'clock. I paid 50 cents for it. I was 50 cents short for my ice cream. FML
Today, I gave my niece a $100 bill instead of a $10 so she could buy ice cream. When I realized my mistake, she never returned it but thanked me and gave me a big hug. Now I don't have money for gas or food all week. FML
Today, I was at work, when this guy came in and paid for his ice cream, then handed me a dollar. I've never gotten a tip before, so I looked at him and said, "Thank you so much, I appreciate it." He stared at me with a weird look for a moment, and then said, "Can I just get that in quarters?" FML
Today, I went to buy some frozen yogurt. I filled up a cup and the cashier rung it up. The total price was $6.92. I only had $5 in my wallet. So I gave her the $5 bill and went to my car to get more money. Little did I know, there was no money in my car. So I drove off. Leaving the $5 behind. FML
Today, I waved money at a passing ice cream truck and it kept going. So apparently I can't even get a date with a Sno Cone. FML
Today, I was at the mall, I saw a girl crying that her ice cream had fallen on the floor. Feeling generous, I bought her a new one. She threw it on the ground, laughed, and came over to her mom and told that I was bothering her, so the mom called security. FML
Today, I had to go down to the county police department to bail out my kids who thought it would be a good idea to try mugging an ice cream truck driver. FML
Today, I had to watch my neighbor's daughter for 10 hours. She wouldn't eat anything I had to offer, so I ordered a pizza for $19 + a $5 tip = $24. Her father came by to pick her up, thanked me, and gave me a $20 bill. I effectively just paid to watch his kid. FML
Today, I got a $20 tip from an old lady I delivered pizza to. Ecstatic, I walked back to my car where there was a $30 parking fine waiting for me. FML
Today, a lady handed me a $10 tip on a $45 bill. I was happy with it, since it was more than 20%, until she came back in and said, "I'm sorry I gave you the wrong amount." I handed it back to her and then she gave me a dollar. FML
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Top comments
ReginaFalange_fml 13
If she was young enough to think using a fifty is ok, sounds like she wasn't old enough to be going out to the truck alone, so.... yup this ones on you OP.
TaylorTotsYumm 10
CHASE AFTER HIM AND GET YOUR MONEY! Or 49 more Popsicles.. your choice.
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Comments (139)
Danger716 0
this ones on you OP
B4SK3TB4IL 0
my sister did that b4 with a 20$ but the ice cream man just gave her $19 in change. she was like 5
mattman1994 0
you let your daughter go out there alone?
cookiemobzta 0
who still carries cash?
pancake_mixx 9
agree with 32, she must be young if she took 50 dollars and didn't realize. now she just got some surprise buttsecks from that happy ice cream man :)
hockeyplayer82 0
you should carry cash around. it's better than credit or debit cards
KiddNYC1O 22
40- no
MonEyOvErBytChes 0
At least he took the money and not your child. Crazy people out here
KittehKatt 0
and also, @38, It's kinda easy to mix up a $1 bill and a $50 bill, they're all the same colour! I've don't it before...:P
ChelseaXD 0
Hunt down that icecream man!
JillianlikesVogu 0
I hope that bitch enjoys her 50$ popsickle.
gggfrt 0
what an asshole...
Stupified 0
Υdi for letting her get into your wallet
skid1996 0
in Canada u will never have that problem cuz we don't have 1 dollar bills ;)
xWTF_FML_FTWx 1
get the icecream man's fingerprint off the icecream wrapper, track him down, go over there and shoot him in the eye, take your $50 (plus more), and take his icecream truck.
RugbyKid 0
couldve been worse, she couldve taken your credit card
Mattsta123 5
oh ya um thanks for the 49$
sourgirl101 29
90 umm I don't think ice cream trucks take credit cards.(: OP $50 lesson for you!
Eyou 0
woo 63 :)
RugbyKid 0
98: I know, but he couldve and he couldve bought stuff with it
blahhbluhh 0
umm 98 the ice cream guy could have stolen he credit card dumb ass
junkboy 4
103- your pic is FTW
rohosoccer08 1
that's a horrible ice cream man to not give the kid her change.... but I'm agreeing with those of you who said the kid shouldn't have gone out on her own either
xcujox 0
ahah Canadians ftw :)
Sassybq1 13
lol u serious?
TaylorTotsYumm 10
CHASE AFTER HIM AND GET YOUR MONEY! Or 49 more Popsicles.. your choice.
WhyTheFace4 0
Haha. Tough choice.
FYLDeep 26
More like 20 more Popsicles with the price of them nowadays.
darude908 1
yea that's a tough one. if the OP is a woman she might just take the popsicles lol
illmatic2 16
If op is gay then he would definitely take the Popsicles. Sorry in advance if I offend anyone.
johnnie99 0
I think it's a little too late
trinidadm 0
hey email me [email protected]
Kassandra2011 0
I wish I got tips like that. damn
JillianlikesVogu 0
Try prostitution.
Senseless_487 29
Or become a card dealer. We get tips like that every day :D
hahafylop 4
I got a 100 dollar tip once....
ReginaFalange_fml 13
If she was young enough to think using a fifty is ok, sounds like she wasn't old enough to be going out to the truck alone, so.... yup this ones on you OP.
rockmetal0712 0
completely agree
Tasanasanta 0
She is lucky the icecream man didn't take more tgan the fifty O.o
my2centsworth 15
I totally agree with you
Buchitoo 4
agree 100%
caliangel 0
I agree!! She could've been kidnapped!!
trivel64 16
maybe she just THOUGHT it was $1?
jvoorhees 0
yeah chase him down, and get it back
Jiraiya72 0
Give your daughter a big slap.
demarcusT 0
he sure did. wink* wink*
sicron90511 0
haha lol
Mimorie17 12
I wish the ice cream truck came 2 my neighborhood.! :(
xshadyshadow 0
Off topic, but... You're pretty. =] Here's a flower. haha
Anti666 17
teach your daughter to count money
lky830 0
this wouldn't happen if you told her NO. kids shouldn't get everything they want. keep it up, and see how she is when she's 12.
lebronsux 0
lol 28