Anonymous
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Cash grab
Today, my husband suggested a way for us to "make some money" off our pregnancy. His great idea? Pregnancy porn. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend, his response was, "I'll start watching pregnant porn to build up an attraction to it." FML
Amaaaaaaaaaanda
The Based Family
Today, my temporarily unemployed husband had a brain wave. I'm five months pregnant and we have a 4-year-old. He thinks we should start a family vlog on YouTube, so we can get rich. I hate those awful family vlogs with a passion. FML
U_U
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my husband confessed his pregnancy fetish to me, and now wants me to wear a fake belly when we have sex. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Busting makes me feel good
Today, my husband suggested we start making pornos online to make ends meet. I told him, “You bust so quickly, it’ll have to be a TikTok.” He’s been pouting all day. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Gross
Today, I learned what my husband's "little side hustle" that he started is about. He's been using his gaming PC to generate disgusting AI porn movies with shit like monsters fucking women and other sick shit. It's like a sleazy Breaking Bad. Hope he enjoys the movies, because he's never getting sex again. FML
sigh
Rockdale, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my husband is sulking because he "can't" have sex with me. I've tried initiating things multiple times, but he keeps saying no, because I'm pregnant and he says it'd be exactly the same as having sex with his own kid. FML
quarantine15
🌶️ Spicy
Oh, so sexy
Today, I tried to be sexy and asked my husband of 6 years if he wanted to "put a baby in me." He shook the recent belly fat I gained and asked, "Is there room for a baby in there?" FML
crazy mother in law
🌶️ Spicy
Today, my husband told my mother-in-law that we're trying to have a baby. She decided to call me and explain in extreme detail what positions to try, and when. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Great plan, kiddo
Today, my daughter confessed to me she is pregnant from a guy she had a three-minute hook up with in an alley with, but I shouldn’t worry because she’ll make plenty of money from her OnlyFans, since lots of guys like pregnancy porn, Plus it gives her a real good reason to quit smoking. I'm gobsmacked. FML
Anonymous
Halifax, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I finally found out why my husband is always so eager and happy to buy me whatever I am craving during my pregnancy. It's because it gives him an excuse to meet up with his mistress and have a quickie. FML
Top comments
DocBastard 40
Your husband is an idiot. I mean seriously, "pregnancy ****"? What the **** is he thinking? Everyone knows its called preggo!
electrorange 13
MILF, anyone?
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Smartdumbblonde 27
Thats just....strange...
mistercrow 9
Oh goodness! Wouldn't that be so awkward telling your kid about 10 years from now, "Hey honey, guess what, you starred in our porno before you were even born!;D" Just so much mental damage ....O_o and your man sounds like he is kinda creepy...just sayin
jlarae12 10
Some people totally get turned on by pregnant women. And that's some money if you think about it ;) pays the bills?
Iniezian 18
Today, I was browsing through **** videos, when I came across a pregnancy one from 20 years ago. Intrigued, I clicked it, and saw my parents. My mom was obviously pregnant with me. I want to puke. FML
Hammer01 8
Why not??
StanSmith2013 26
That is a new one. At least he still finds you attractive when your pregnant :)
ice723 5
website so I can watch sounds hot
pumpkinhead250 3
Very hot & smart idea! Never be ashamed to show your body. Just do it tastefully, more MILFy and less trashy. Keep us posted
squid93 9
Pregnancy **** is so sexy. I love to look at naked pregnant women on the internet. It is a huge turn on for me, so sexy, most are not able to shave and have a sexy bush too! You should do it!
CheeseHater 23
*Can't tell if serious, or just trolling*
akiahara 14
You lost me at sexy bush.
trulymickeyj 13
I would slap him. That's so retarded.
blueocean43 2
Sorry, how does assaulting him help this situation again?