Anonymous
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Cash grab
Today, my husband suggested a way for us to "make some money" off our pregnancy. His great idea? Pregnancy porn. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend, his response was, "I'll start watching pregnant porn to build up an attraction to it." FML
Amaaaaaaaaaanda
The Based Family
Today, my temporarily unemployed husband had a brain wave. I'm five months pregnant and we have a 4-year-old. He thinks we should start a family vlog on YouTube, so we can get rich. I hate those awful family vlogs with a passion. FML
U_U
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my husband confessed his pregnancy fetish to me, and now wants me to wear a fake belly when we have sex. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Busting makes me feel good
Today, my husband suggested we start making pornos online to make ends meet. I told him, “You bust so quickly, it’ll have to be a TikTok.” He’s been pouting all day. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Gross
Today, I learned what my husband's "little side hustle" that he started is about. He's been using his gaming PC to generate disgusting AI porn movies with shit like monsters fucking women and other sick shit. It's like a sleazy Breaking Bad. Hope he enjoys the movies, because he's never getting sex again. FML
sigh
Rockdale, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my husband is sulking because he "can't" have sex with me. I've tried initiating things multiple times, but he keeps saying no, because I'm pregnant and he says it'd be exactly the same as having sex with his own kid. FML
quarantine15
🌶️ Spicy
Oh, so sexy
Today, I tried to be sexy and asked my husband of 6 years if he wanted to "put a baby in me." He shook the recent belly fat I gained and asked, "Is there room for a baby in there?" FML
crazy mother in law
🌶️ Spicy
Today, my husband told my mother-in-law that we're trying to have a baby. She decided to call me and explain in extreme detail what positions to try, and when. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Great plan, kiddo
Today, my daughter confessed to me she is pregnant from a guy she had a three-minute hook up with in an alley with, but I shouldn’t worry because she’ll make plenty of money from her OnlyFans, since lots of guys like pregnancy porn, Plus it gives her a real good reason to quit smoking. I'm gobsmacked. FML
Anonymous
Halifax, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I finally found out why my husband is always so eager and happy to buy me whatever I am craving during my pregnancy. It's because it gives him an excuse to meet up with his mistress and have a quickie. FML
Top comments
DocBastard 40
Your husband is an idiot. I mean seriously, "pregnancy ****"? What the **** is he thinking? Everyone knows its called preggo!
electrorange 13
MILF, anyone?
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DrunkButterfly 17
Ew I think I just threw up in my mouth a little. You should suggest male prostitution. Makes just as much sense.
brackaman 18
Actually, men make much less money than women in that business.
13ky13 20
That's sexist. We should demand equal pay.
Stardew 19
Most men can only go for so many rounds where most women can go and go. So... women typically make more.
13ky13 20
24, most men can out lift most women, but everyone expects the same pay. Equality works both ways.
smartman136 8
Theres a subreddit for this.
retrorewind 13
did u swallow?
TheMathMajor 26
13ky13, I know you are probably joking but I thought I would say this for the people who actually think that way. There should absolutely be equal pay for people who do the same work and the same amount of work. The truth is that there is not as high of a demand for male prostitutes as there is for female prostitutes, so the men get less work and therefore less pay. That isn't really discrimination in the work place, because it is the customer making the choice and not that person's boss. The same goes for the **** industry. Women are in higher demand (unless it's gay ****) so they get payed more to do a shoot. Entertainment doesn't work like a desk job does where it makes absolutely no difference what gender the person is doing the job.
isabellegypsy 12
Actually gay,male **** stars make the most money.
tj5810 21
Tell him to get a decent job and man up. Maybe then he'll stop with the crazy money making ideas. Enjoy your pregnancy.
BlowinChronic 18
He was trying to find a decent job, as a pornstar.
13ky13 20
That idea was the to warm up the oven, I'm sure there are others just waiting to pop out, they just need some time to develop first.
SoMuchWut 8
Isn't that technically a threesome?
BlowinChronic 18
I think it's just technically disgusting...
willbur73q 7
Worst comment Ever! *Thumbs up*
Darkmagic666 9
72, I read your comment in comic book guy's voice from Simpsons
GwylaFelidae 7
Also, maybe a little bit of incest as well... I mean, your child is involved.
jizzwold 21
At this point you guys are arguing against having sex with your significant other just because the female in the relationship is pregnant. Is that really the point you want to make?
GwylaFelidae 7
My comment was entirely sarcastic. I had joked with a coworker about this back when he was an expecting daddy. It was funny watching his reaction. Frankly, there is only one reason I won't have sex while pregnant: it becomes too uncomfortable/painful to enjoy.
miSsFlien 15
Such a keeper.
Perfectg 9
Well.. I got to know there's such thing as "pregnancy ****"
strawberrywine22 30
Everything has ****. As I tragically found out tonight, even ponies have ****.
bwzwally8 15
Why in the hell are you even looking up pony ****? Gotta animal fetish do you?
strawberrywine22 30
Did you miss the word "tragically"? It was purely accidental, and I wish I could bleach my brain.
EvilUndead 9
You shouldn't underestimate people's imagination when it comes to sex. Pretty much anything can be somebody's turn on. Well, you're a bit young, so it is understandable...
MiloBear 11
I once clicked on something that turned out to be Shrek ****....I will never look at Donkey the same way o.O
callcopse 10
Rule 34 is indeed unerring in it's scope...
grizzly66 5
Your husband is my hero lol
ViviMage 40
I'll give you my ex's info, he'd buy it! XD
Silent_Thrill 17
Oh, I get it. You put kid-in(g) because they are having a kid. Fun fact: dissecting a joke can ruin it most of the time. Luckily that didn't happen in this case since your comment couldn't be considered a joke in the first place.
baba01_fml 17
Sooooo strap on a ***** and in a sexy voice say, "come here baby!"
EvilUndead 9
By the way, this way they might make more money.