Anonymous
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Cash grab
Today, my husband suggested a way for us to "make some money" off our pregnancy. His great idea? Pregnancy porn. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend, his response was, "I'll start watching pregnant porn to build up an attraction to it." FML
Amaaaaaaaaaanda
The Based Family
Today, my temporarily unemployed husband had a brain wave. I'm five months pregnant and we have a 4-year-old. He thinks we should start a family vlog on YouTube, so we can get rich. I hate those awful family vlogs with a passion. FML
U_U
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my husband confessed his pregnancy fetish to me, and now wants me to wear a fake belly when we have sex. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Busting makes me feel good
Today, my husband suggested we start making pornos online to make ends meet. I told him, “You bust so quickly, it’ll have to be a TikTok.” He’s been pouting all day. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Gross
Today, I learned what my husband's "little side hustle" that he started is about. He's been using his gaming PC to generate disgusting AI porn movies with shit like monsters fucking women and other sick shit. It's like a sleazy Breaking Bad. Hope he enjoys the movies, because he's never getting sex again. FML
sigh
Rockdale, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my husband is sulking because he "can't" have sex with me. I've tried initiating things multiple times, but he keeps saying no, because I'm pregnant and he says it'd be exactly the same as having sex with his own kid. FML
quarantine15
🌶️ Spicy
Oh, so sexy
Today, I tried to be sexy and asked my husband of 6 years if he wanted to "put a baby in me." He shook the recent belly fat I gained and asked, "Is there room for a baby in there?" FML
crazy mother in law
🌶️ Spicy
Today, my husband told my mother-in-law that we're trying to have a baby. She decided to call me and explain in extreme detail what positions to try, and when. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Great plan, kiddo
Today, my daughter confessed to me she is pregnant from a guy she had a three-minute hook up with in an alley with, but I shouldn’t worry because she’ll make plenty of money from her OnlyFans, since lots of guys like pregnancy porn, Plus it gives her a real good reason to quit smoking. I'm gobsmacked. FML
Anonymous
Halifax, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I finally found out why my husband is always so eager and happy to buy me whatever I am craving during my pregnancy. It's because it gives him an excuse to meet up with his mistress and have a quickie. FML
Top comments
DocBastard 40
Your husband is an idiot. I mean seriously, "pregnancy ****"? What the **** is he thinking? Everyone knows its called preggo!
electrorange 13
MILF, anyone?
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ocramavaf 15
can't fault him for creativity
Arekushisu 8
What an idiot.
Chel2010 10
I could see where he'd get the idea, I just found out I'm pregnant and my boyfriend and I have had a lot of....well....celebrating lol. Still weird though. Hopefully he won't mention it again lol.
zandalee 20
Congrats!! I always feel horny when pregnant!
Chel2010 10
93-Thanks :) this is my first lol.
DocBastard 40
If the comedian isn't aware his joke delivery is terrible, he'll go on delivering them the same way. Hey, this could become an educational site! You could learn grammar, spelling, punctuation, how to use Google, and joke delivery! Didi, call me. We can do this.
xOrion_fml 5
Mine wants to do the same thing. it's really irritating.
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
You find that only irritating? Really? I think it's a ******* disgrace. That you videotape yourself for your private fun, why not, but make money out of it? Having men jerking off while watching your wife pregnant with your child? That's one of the sickest FMLs I've read.
EvilUndead 9
59, don't judge. Different people have (VERY) different moral values. For some couples such behavior is acceptable. If such behavior is not acceptable for YOU, then YOU shouldn't do it. By the way, in case you didn't know, some people are turned on by being watched, some people are okay with being **** stars, some people are okay with more than one partner, etc. If something like that disgusts you, perhaps you should learn more about sex?
perdix 31
#59, just consider this: Some men (not me) like to show off their women to other men. To them, they feel they show their dominant status by allowing other men to fantasize about ******* their women while emphasizing that they actually are. This is just a strange manifestation of this. Sleep tight!
EvilUndead 9
86, look, if both partners are happy with it, then I don't see the problem.
docscientist 10
Chill out, 59. This isn't the 1950s.
GwylaFelidae 7
Well, my S.O. and I were seriously contemplating selling some live feed videos. Then a photographer friend of mine asked me to model nude for him. S.O. did not want me to do the photo shoot for my friend because he did not want someone we knew sexualizing me. Needless to say, the videos were nixed due to my not wanting to deal with double standards. Too bad I need the money...
Enslaved 38
Well, I thought 26 was hella funny. I amuse easily at times. >.< .
skyeyez9 25
Don't ever let him try and guilt you into making the videos. If you say No, then he should drop the subject. If you did go thru with the **** video, that video is forever on the internet! Imagine how your child will be ridiculed when.....it Will happen, when his/her friends find the video? Your coworkers? Your friends?
sugarbear0727 19
My boyfriend would watch it. Haha. He tells me all the time that he wants to get me pregnant and film us fooling around so we can watch it together.
skyeyez9 25
OP's husband want to SELL it over the internet, not keep the video to themselves and private. Big difference.
MNBOY16 15
Sounds like a good idea...
sugarbear0727 19
Well, yeah there's a big difference. But I wasn't saying my situation was exactly like the OP's. Just similar.
perdix 31
If it's for the kid's college fund, OK, but I think it's going straight to your husband's weed-and-meth budget. You'd just better hope that your dad, brothers, neighbors and/or co-workers don't have a secret fetish for pregnancy **** ;) I have this phobia that I'll see a relative doing Internet **** -- luckily I'm engaging in a self-therapy program to overcome this potential disability.
MNBOY16 15
Well it is hot for some people! Oh hell, it's been awhile I would watch!