emzymcsmiles
Bye bye, then
Today, I learned that I can't share my things with other people. This includes my girlfriend. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Dodged a nuke.
Mexico
Quite right
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to give her my phone's passcode. FML
killmenow
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to share a toothbrush with her. FML
Anonymous
Run for the hills
Today, I realized that my girlfriend and I have no shared hobbies. We used to. She's stopped doing them with me and instead does them with someone else. No worries, he's "just a friend", although she did tell me she has a crush on him. But "nothing's going to happen" because "he doesn't feel the same". FML
Anyonymous_101
Alexa, play "All You Need Is Hate" by The Delgados
Today, I found out my that my girlfriend's parents hate me, all because they saw me laughing and hanging out with another girl. That other girl was my sister. FML
Wronged
Singapore
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML
Anonymous
Atlanta, United States
Today, I found out that my girlfriend takes videos of me sleeping and watches them with her friends. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that my current girlfriend has dated all of my friends at one time or another. FML
I was just joking
Threadbare
Today, I found out the hard way that other people can see your replies on Threads. I’m now sleeping on the couch and my girlfriend gave me 10 days to find another place to live. FML
El Sayer
Saint Paul, United States
Hey, Big Spender!
Today, I put a lock on my account because of several unknown purchases for large amounts. Turns out it was my girlfriend, without asking. Who is now mad at me for blocking her parcels. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 39
"Joey doesn't share food!"
TheCrazedHare 7
Maybe I'm stupid but I'm confused by that sentence?
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Yudith 28
You wanted to share your girlfriend?
TheCrazedHare 7
Maybe I'm stupid but I'm confused by that sentence?
BurnInDemonFire 39
"Joey doesn't share food!"
Miss_Red 18
im going to try to be as nice as i can with this. Most people learn to share with others from childhood. Seeing as you're an adult with an adult brain, you need to try to refrain from those behaviors.
jbuckets_404 39
Big difference between "can't" (because of medical, legal, punitive, laws-of-physics-related, and/or monetary reasons) and "it's very difficult emotionally for me to trust somebody else." Good luck, OP! :-)
RichardPencil 32
Do you mean you can't share things with your girlfriend or you can't share your girlfriend with others? You don't need to share your writing skills with me, thank you.
slowhandjp 18
Who shares their gf with other people?
Magtec 11
Never heard of swinging?
slowhandjp 18
I looked up ”swinging”. Wonderful.
Sinshine 28
I'm just confused by this. You can't as in you're not able to? Why? Or you can't as in you're not allowed to? If so, who forbids it and why? And in either case, why would you want to share your girlfriend and why is it such a big deal that you have her to yourself? Normally people have a problem with their girlfriend sharing herself.