Today, I got home to find my entire video game collection and all my consoles had been stolen. Two weeks ago I brought them back from my University accommodation, specifically to stop them from being stolen while I was at home for the Christmas holiday. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. The items stolen were my PS3, cell phone, laptop, tablets, and for some reason my deodorant and pillowcases as well. FML
Today, I was caught stealing a video game. I realized after my parents were called that the case was actually empty. FML
Today, I took my new laptop into my house from my car, thinking it would be a too much of a target for kids grabbing it. I came home tonight to find my door kicked in, my laptop gone and my TV ripped from the wall. FML
Today, I arrived at my apartment to find the door kicked in. Inside, I found my TV, Xbox, stereo, CDs, and laptop had all been stolen. When my roommate got home, I told him about it, to which he replied, "Yeah, I left my keys inside this morning, so I kicked the door in to get them." He'd left, leaving the door kicked in. FML
Today, my house was broken into. The burglar didn't steal my brand new laptop, iPad or TV. They instead made off with every single item of clothing I own. When I went to turn on my TV to try and distract myself from this, I found all of the cables in back missing. The police don't believe me. FML
Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML
Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
Today, my apartment was broken into. The thief stole my TV, $350, and my Christmas tree. There is still a trail of broken ornaments from my living room to the door. FML
Today, my house got broken into. My brand new laptop was stolen, along with my flatscreen TV, digital camera, external hard drive and some clothes. Wanting to drown my sorrows in the Ben and Jerry's Phish Food ice cream in the freezer, I opened the door to find that it too had been stolen. FML
Today, I woke up to my Playstation 3 and my laptop missing and window open. My dad faked a robbery to see me freak out. FML
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Top comments
TaiJP 0
What're you talking about? He's a gamer, clearly he has many lives!
Maddoctor 10
Sad sad irony.
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Comments (53)
mcal2013 0
owned
Pixon 0
I would laugh if you were in that predicament.
Ninjaface 0
Pwned
Maddoctor 10
Sad sad irony.
smurfer 0
Murpy's law this really sucks
ambrz 0
maybe it's a sign u should give up playing video games...just throwing it out there!
monsterly 0
i agree. stop playing games, get a life
Luckster 0
You have NO idea how valuable console/game collecting can be in the long run.
TaiJP 0
What're you talking about? He's a gamer, clearly he has many lives!
Luckster 0
Ha!! Classic!
corme_fml 0
says the blogger...
bezach 0
-.- your screaming at some random person ONLINE saying they need a life give up fmylife.com and get a life please
me5 0
University is a safer place. now you know
dangletsbang21 0
that sucks :/
supmofukka 0
ur gay for postin this.......and i stole them O_o
blink831forever 13
I'm sorry that sucks!! I would be pissed if someone stole my game consoles.
ohheyitsMJ 0
just your luck. :l