Today, I got bored and decided to visit a porn site. I typed in the address and hit enter. A split second later, I realized I wasn't typing into the browser address bar, but in a chat window on my other screen. I'd been chatting with a girl I wanted to get with at the time. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was trying to show my family a cool website. Unfortunately my porn instincts kicked in and I started typing the URL of my favorite porn site. I couldn't stop myself before it autocompleted. FML
Today, I was chatting with my girlfriend on MSN. I screen-copied my desktop to show her the conversation I was having with my best friend. Minutes later she replied asking why I had a porn site opened on the other tab. Oops. FML
Today, while chatting to my mother, I tried to show her a funny website by pasting the URL into a message. After I sent the message, I realised that my browser hadn't copied the URL I wanted to send her, and that I'd actually pasted the previous URL I copied. It was porn. FML
Today, my mom looked through my browser history and saw Chatroulette. She thought I'd gotten into online gambling, and wouldn't believe me when I explained what it really was. After I insisted on showing her, the first chat window to open contained cocks as far as the eye could see. FML
Today, I got home from working late and decided to write a cute email to my girlfriend since I haven't seen her in two weeks. I was about to finish it off when my door swung open, and in a panic, I opened another tab to hide my email. It was porn. FML
Today, I was on AIM talking to a really cute guy, whom I've had a crush on for forever, when he asked me to video chat. I got so excited and immediately pressed accept, without thinking. Not until he started screaming and cursing did I realize that I was still using my laptop on the toilet. FML
Today, I was having a cybersex chat with a "girl" on a website whilst at work. I noticed my colleague who sits next to me start cracking up with laughter. Turned out it was him I was chatting with and he was winding me up. Worst thing is it had given me a stiffy. FML
Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML
Today, my mother came into my room and had a thirty minute long conversation with me. She kept looking very nervous and uncomfortable. Only after she left did I realize that a porn site was open on my computer screen. The entire time. FML
Today, I came home and saw my girlfriend on the computer. I decided to sex things up and sneak up on her naked from behind. Apparently, she was video-chatting with her friends at the time. They saw everything. FML
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lemonkittens 8
If you wanted to get with the girl you were talking to, you should've been talking to her instead of going on a **** website. YDI my friend.
shane27 0
Dumbass
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Comments (256)
leadman1989 16
Well if you hadn't typed in "justin beiber gay extreme hardcore orgy and donkey show" this wouldn't be that big of a deal... Just make sure you don't chew gum since you can't do two things at once.
Levvy 22
Hey now. That donkey show wasn't ****, it was erotic art. So plebian.
YurTriniFantasy 1
xnxx!!!
proski 0
As Red would say on That 70's Show, you jackass.
fuckyouimawesome 1
Can you say oops!!
angela3222 0
I would say "sorry, my older brother did it as a joke." or if you don't have an older brother like me just say your friend was over and thought it would be funny to put that... And this is coming from a girl...
xXshadowrollerXx 6
You should have spammed the chat box afterwards, so she would never find it.
Fidel_Castro 0
Lol hopefully it wasn't a fetish website. xD
RudyG3A 3
Wow you you tried to screw some girl but ended up screwing yourself... Nice!
dancer_is_hawt 3
I would have said that I accidentally typed it in the chat as an accident and that I was trying to get on it because a friend told me to and I was gonna check it out because I had no clue what it was, but then have told her not to go to the website because you can't trust my friend.
Broc831 6
As Red Foreman from That 70's Show would say: "You dumb ass!"