Today, I got bored and decided to visit a porn site. I typed in the address and hit enter. A split second later, I realized I wasn't typing into the browser address bar, but in a chat window on my other screen. I'd been chatting with a girl I wanted to get with at the time. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was trying to show my family a cool website. Unfortunately my porn instincts kicked in and I started typing the URL of my favorite porn site. I couldn't stop myself before it autocompleted. FML
Today, I was chatting with my girlfriend on MSN. I screen-copied my desktop to show her the conversation I was having with my best friend. Minutes later she replied asking why I had a porn site opened on the other tab. Oops. FML
Today, while chatting to my mother, I tried to show her a funny website by pasting the URL into a message. After I sent the message, I realised that my browser hadn't copied the URL I wanted to send her, and that I'd actually pasted the previous URL I copied. It was porn. FML
Today, my mom looked through my browser history and saw Chatroulette. She thought I'd gotten into online gambling, and wouldn't believe me when I explained what it really was. After I insisted on showing her, the first chat window to open contained cocks as far as the eye could see. FML
Today, I got home from working late and decided to write a cute email to my girlfriend since I haven't seen her in two weeks. I was about to finish it off when my door swung open, and in a panic, I opened another tab to hide my email. It was porn. FML
Today, I was on AIM talking to a really cute guy, whom I've had a crush on for forever, when he asked me to video chat. I got so excited and immediately pressed accept, without thinking. Not until he started screaming and cursing did I realize that I was still using my laptop on the toilet. FML
Today, I was having a cybersex chat with a "girl" on a website whilst at work. I noticed my colleague who sits next to me start cracking up with laughter. Turned out it was him I was chatting with and he was winding me up. Worst thing is it had given me a stiffy. FML
Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML
Today, my mother came into my room and had a thirty minute long conversation with me. She kept looking very nervous and uncomfortable. Only after she left did I realize that a porn site was open on my computer screen. The entire time. FML
Today, I came home and saw my girlfriend on the computer. I decided to sex things up and sneak up on her naked from behind. Apparently, she was video-chatting with her friends at the time. They saw everything. FML
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Top comments
lemonkittens 8
If you wanted to get with the girl you were talking to, you should've been talking to her instead of going on a **** website. YDI my friend.
shane27 0
Dumbass
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Comments (256)
sydie5 12
You got cockblocked by a **** site.
lemonkittens 8
The irony with this is killing me...
dickydickman 0
And turning me on...
1greatsk8er 0
That's one big pussy... Now that's turning me on..
IscoreOnU 19
At least he won't get blue balls.
EmmyBabe_fml 0
What did she say to that??
EmptySequence 9
Perhaps she will be impressed with your tastes in ****. Use this moment wisely.
Pufferfish78 5
You idiot!
instnt1nfction 17
You bumbling baboon
Adman567 9
You nipple-cake!
p3mguin 7
You Boob Jockey!
crymore007 11
so you wanted to **** yourself so bad that you ****** yourself. nice.
Commander223 9
I see what you did there!
jjb1997 4
Cleaver play on words
Lenho 26
You want to get with a chick that bores you and makes you end up in a **** site?
hollyann777 0
My thoughts exactly
ultra_notorious 26
now she probably thinks you're a perv. guess you blew that chance.
Jazzalyn 10
Maybe she won't mind. Some girls don't mind ****. I wouldn't have an issue if the guy I liked watched ****.
pepelittle9 0
same here
Suchagoonnn 4
Well every guy watches **** its abnormal if he doesnt
cwestover 0
Same here
DocBastard 40
Admit it - you wanted to wank while talking with her and pretend you were having cybersex. Admit it!!
jacob128 4
I read your description and I hate you.
Hyperson 0
23, I read your description as well. I just love you're picture
simsima_fml 3
now she's gonna think you wanna... with her
datguyuno 5
What? You can't say to have sex? Grow up
GingerFro 0
he does want to