Today, I drove 2 hours to spend the night with a man who I have been seeing for a few weeks. We had sex for the first time. About an hour later, he told me he wasn't really into me and asked to be friends. Then, he apologised because he has herpes. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I drove over 3 hours to hook up with a guy I've been talking to for a couple of months. When we start having sex, he lasted less than a minute, and then couldn't get it up again afterwards. I slept uncomfortably the entire night on his twin bed while he snored. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 months and I had sex for the first time last night. This afternoon he texted me saying, "I had an amazing night with you yesterday." Following that text he said, "I forgot to tell you I have an STD." FML
Today, my boyfriend, who I have been seeing for a year, decided to tell me that he has herpes and has not taken any precautions to stop it from passing on. We have had unprotected sex quite a lot over the last year, so now I most likely have herpes too. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after I drove two hours to his house, because he wanted to do it face to face. Then told me that if I wanted, we could have sex one last time, but I would have to leave right after, otherwise it would be weird. FML
Today, I had sex for the first time in months. His apology took longer than the sex did. FML
Today, my boyfriend lied about having herpes, and used it as an excuse to dump me. FML
Today, the person I was seeing asked to be just friends. A few hours later, they tried to talk me into having sex. FML
Today, I woke from last night after meeting the most amazing man, and after giving him a good morning kiss, roll out of bed to use his bathroom. After using his toothbrush, I go to replace it in his holder only to find not one, but several prescriptions for herpes in his unzipped toiletry bag. FML
Today, I hooked up with a guy. He didn't last 30 seconds before finishing, Then his car wouldn't start. I ended up walking home after a hook up that wasn't worth it. FML
Today, I drove 4 hours to see my girlfriend of a year, as she had asked me to stay with her for a few days. When I arrived she told me she wanted to be friends as she liked someone else, but wanted me to stay the few days so we could work on being friends. FML
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DanielleinDC 34
The dude is a scumbag. First that he had you drive two hours for a booty call, second that he waited until afterwards to tell you he just wanted to be friends, and third that he didn't tell you that he has an STI until after you had sex. That said, this is a reminder that you always use a condom when having sex, especially with someone new.
cdaspirit 15
Condoms don’t protect against all STDs, including herpes.
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jbuckets_404 39
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"There's your sign!" YDI, OP - not so much the STD (tho it obviously doesn't help) - for being a hurry with somebody you barely know AND who lives 2 hrs away (meaning that he doesn't have to worry about running into you in town after breaking up, so therefore he-of-low-integrity doesn't feel the need to be honest/ upfront at the start). Good luck health-wise! :-)
Rabite 28
Good thing is she doesn't have to worry to run into this douche in town, too.
Cali 57
Being in a hurry? She'd already been dating him for a few weeks!
Donut_Wizard 23
Well the joke’s in him, because you have ****** dentada.
RichardPencil 32
That must have been some fairly mediocre sex!
LAUGHINGKOMODO 25
Wonder why this FML is under love when I don't see any?
10thFloor 16
Haha spot on!
Mungolikecandy 19
Hopefully he was not in most contagious period of herpes when it would be evident that he had it by the sores etc. or viral shedding period just after an outbreak.
DanielleinDC 34
The dude is a scumbag. First that he had you drive two hours for a booty call, second that he waited until afterwards to tell you he just wanted to be friends, and third that he didn't tell you that he has an STI until after you had sex. That said, this is a reminder that you always use a condom when having sex, especially with someone new.
QueenAfrodite 8
Yeah that’s true but the fact of the matter is you can still end up with genital Herpes when using a condom. The affected area is greater than the shaft. She could have to totally screwed either way it goes.
QueenAfrodite 8
Yeah that’s true but the fact of the matter is you can still end up with genital Herpes when using a condom. The affected area is greater than the shaft. She could have to totally screwed either way it goes.
QueenAfrodite 8
Been totally not to totally
kfchicken 31
I'm almost certain what he did was illegal. so you could teach the scum bad a lesson so maybe from now on he'll tell people before not after sex that he has herps
ezrajab 22
Damn that sucks op sorry
samomaha 17
What a jerk that guy is! I'm sorry, OP, that this happened. If you end up having contracted herpes from this loser, it might worth checking with a lawyer. In some jurisdictions, it is illegal not to inform your partner prior to sex that you have an STD.
Jessica Watson 1
1. You can SUE him cause he knew he had a STD and did NOT inform you of it. That is legal action worthy. Take this asshat to court Herpes is NOT curable it is managed you have this for life it is not as bad as HIB/AIDS, 2.Make sure u get checked. U may have got lucky and not caught it but doubtful. 3. This guy is a jerk off lmao