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Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Bruh…
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that fist pumping during sex is not romantic. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
alicia
Montreal, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Wanker
Today, I had to explain to my fiancé that having me watch him jerk off over a porno is not in fact considered foreplay. FML
O_o
Simi Valley, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to explain to my husband why saving the condom from the first time we had sex is not romantic. FML
Great.
Billings, United States
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. He responded by fist pumping. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Pick your moments, dude!
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic night. As we were having sex, he decided to say, "Look mom, no hands!" and it totally ruined the mood. FML
Anonymous
Eastleigh, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Sensual world
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend about the importance of foreplay, and that attempting to get me "in the mood" by whipping his cock out and air humping was roughly equivalent to throwing a dry teabag at me and claiming he made a cup of tea. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me. Apparently I'm not the "classy girl" he thought I was, and he's not comfortable "doing such vile things in public." I had tried to hold his hand. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Bored
Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML
BustedEgo
Norway, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't know what it's like to be turned on. Apparently, I've been doing something wrong for the past two years. FML
stephhh055
Portland, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Valid reason
Today, after having sex with my boyfriend for the first time, he told me he wanted to break up. He told me my orgasm face wasn't something he could put up with. FML
Clare
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I desperately tried to explain to my boyfriend why he shouldn't talk about the Bible during sex. He honestly doesn't understand. FML
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iAmScrubs 19
he's got the heart of a champion. Don't take that away from him.
mkbeautymama 0
that's like getting your ass slapped after, and "good game"
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Comments (173)
Rm92 3
Best fml ever! that's the most I've laughed at any of them.:)
yaog90 0
Hey, getting it in calls for a good fist pumping session!
RenzoGianMarco 0
fo sho its better fist pumping than cabbage patch or something
noto_fml 0
i thought it was too my girlfriend world be laughing hard if I did that.
mooimafishabbey 0
that's friggen hilarious!
MaZzaa 0
HAHA!! what a mad guy
noto_fml 0
would*. should have been paying attention.
JayBear14 11
Kudos for at least looking at him, according to Jo Koy guys look ugly while having sex, girls are the ones who make it romantic. just close your eyes. Don't forget to point.
rawr9able 4
I beg to differ, I find it to be hot. Tis even better when they climax. >:P
bodmonontheblock 0
girls have retarded moans.
JayBear14 11
chances are if it sounds retarded then they are faking it so they dont hurt your feelings. the only thing worse than the sound of a fake moan is a guy crying in the middle of sex.
bodmonontheblock 0
a guy cried when you had sex with him
bodmonontheblock 0
47 a guy cried when u slept with him
lazypopo 0
love the Jo Koy reference (one of my favorite stand up comedians)
Jenna_Tell_Yuh 0
Jo koy
sailorzoe 14
Stop dating the cast of Jersey Shore.
HubertPL 0
I'm sorry but, I love your tattoos. I love unique people. I don't mean to sound creepy or anything :/
Jaxon26 0
Yeah, you're being creepy.
Jaxon26 0
Yeah, you're being creepy.
Niedermayer_20 12
nothing wrong with that, the man just scored!
amerwin 3
Stop trying to distract him with sex while he is beating up the beat.
theaws0m3guy 4
Winnn!!
DaslovesTrack 2
ahaaha I love this